the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ No, a buffalo just killed me.

< I didn't even do anything to it.

V Is a douchey buffalo.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You mean your mother?

Spoiler

Oh,I'm sorry, I forgot she killed herself.

< Must have been because she's had you as a daughter!

v Feel the burn!

 

[Barbas]

^ 2grimdark4me.

< Is a good boy.

v Needs a spanking.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, you.

< Plying poker.

V Is dead on the outside.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes. Frequently.

< The more interesting side of the mask is the inside.

v You need a better password on your account.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Prove it.

< Please don't.

V A living spoiler.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Rosebud was his sled. And it's also your password.

< Has a bleach stain on the bottom of my shirt and in looks like something else.

V It's a secret to everyone.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Everyone but the horse.

< Was felling a bit sick a little bit ago.

V Never eat out of the left side of the wheelbarrow.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

^ Knows wheelbarrows are for giving dogs rides.

< Has fond dog related memories

v Likes Dog Pokemon.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Cut his hand on the fridge earlier.

V Don't ask.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Tell us, Fijiman, the termite king demands it!

< I wonder if spending an hour or so checking out university courses counts as slacking off...

V Time's a wastin'!

 

[Fijiman]

^ You're right!

< *stabs Headsprouter*

V Your turn.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Lucky me.

< Not into dog pokemon...

V Stab fijiman for me.

 

[Barbas]

^ It wouldn't solve anything.

<

Spoiler: Being angry.

v Your insides are the last place where you want poison to be building up.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Everyone knows that.

< Derp.

V You are now a Pokemon. What Pokemon are you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Let's say Trapinch.

< (' ww)

V Nice threads.

 

[Barbas]

^ Unfortunately, I haven't really started any here.

< *Doesn't know how to rimshot*.

v You are responsible for this failure!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I don't get paid enough for this crap, that's why!

< Served coffee by a man with no bones in his arm

V You are a monster truck that walks like a man!

 

[Barbas]

^ I knew that Columbian coffee was trouble.

< Better than McDonalds coffee, though.

v Black or White?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Your mom.

< Hates it when his 360 freezes.

V Smells like Sparta and a sewer.