the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Buzz off.

<

V This is only the BEEginning.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Oh HONEY, that makes me excited!

< Sleepy

V zzzzzz

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You snooze, you lose!

< What a pointless day.

V You look like a mushroom in that hat.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yeah, well yours makes you like a particularly tall penis with legs!

< Hahahahahaha!

v Aaand now I'm sad... :c

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well, I threw away all my compassion in the avatar love thread, so...

< ...yes, it does, actually...I've noticed that before...

V You can call me Dicksprouter from now on.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'll call you shanked in half if you say that to me again.

< Waiting for his dad to stop being an arse and leave me alone.

V Aeiou!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Why would I do that?

< Perfect Endings for everyone!

V Oh Plank, you old rascal you!

 

[Barbas]

^ No, this is

INFORMATION WITHHELD.

< *Rotates*

v

Individual, you are charged with wanton destruction to the coffee machine in the break room.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You'll never prove a damn thing.

< Still waiting.

V Shot in the ass by a drunken sailor.

 

[Barbas]

^ He was what you might call "A piece of work".

< Well...everything except the "work" part.

v You are charged with looking fabulous. How do you plait?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I've got nothing to be ashamed of, Girlfriend!

< Smarm smarm!

V [Press B to give an anarchic post-punk sensibility to someone's pretentious game]

 

[Headsprouter]

^ How about the headbutt option?

< It's been one of those days.

V Your existence has been copyrighted by Microsoft.

 

[Fijiman]

^ After you.

< Blarg.

V You have just had your face fart on by the Hamburgler.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Smells like faecal impaction.

< Turd Block coming to Minecraft.

V Dirt house.

 

[Barbas]

^ (Reassuringly) Well, we've all been there.

< I prefer towers.

v They allow you to see farther...but they also allow you to be seen from farther away...

 

[Fijiman]

^ Is why I prefer to make my house into the side of a mountain.

< Eating dinner.

V Has a problem with heat and beans.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Fuck'em

< Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

V You know you want it.

 

[Barbas]

^ I dunno what it is, but most likely, yes.

< Got no ink.

v Recommendations?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Human bile.

< I can't do it.

V Help.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You're on your own dude.

< Blarg.

V Requires ice packs to stay cool.