the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ You recieve one pie to the face.

< Bored.

V Receives two pies to the face and three to the butt.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That sounds...

< ...odd.

V Knows of the legendary Burnt Face man.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Adventurer voice: Does he carry the sacred Companion Cube?

< All skills: Level 500

V Who doesn't love lovable cockneys? "Hello guv, wanna buy a watch?"

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ I don't care if it's a knock-off, as long as it tells times

< Actually already has a watch

V Has totally lost perception of time

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin slippin...

< IT'S 4 AYYY AAAAAAAAAAAM!

V Go to bed.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I've never had herpies in my life, no.

< Mmmm... noodlesoup.

v I mean soup.

 

[Barbas]

^ I like noodle soup.

< With dumplings.

v Laksa is best, tho.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ FUCK NINJAS

< YOU NINJA FUCK.

V FUCK

 

[Barbas]

^ ECK?

< ACK.

v OOK!

 

[Fijiman]

^ SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

< EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

V EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Barbas]

^ Fucking cliff racers!

< Damn you, Jiub, you had one job!

v See to it!

 

[Groxnax]

^ WAIT!!! I'm blind so I didn't see you stab him 20 times in the back.

< Runs away and points at a random person.

v But he saw you do it.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, I saw everything.

< I see everything.

v Everything, see?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Yes I see.

< Combined Angry Birds card game with Nerf guns

V Wanna play?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ What are we playing?

< Still needs to kill a year-beast.

v Help me in my quest!

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ But I'm the quest-giver!

< NPC.

v Do you even quest bro?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Pendejo, please. I was questing before you even held a Wii mote you cover-loving, regenerating health, murderer-cum lately's

< 100G for that post

V

Spoiler: You are now reading this in Cortex's voice

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Been smokin too many crystal.

< AKA the Glass Dick.

V Put that in your pipe and inhale it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *inhale*

< The CRYSTALS...the CRYSTALS are the key!

V

TIME CRYSTAL LOCATED

 

[Fijiman]

^ Your ship suffers from wounded chi.

< Fortunately I know how to heal it.

V Bring me crystals from the dessert and I shall fix your ship.