the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ *examining his banana split*

< No crystals to be found, just this wierd, yellow penis.

V Sundae funday!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Weenie Hut Jr.'s?!

< I AM A MAN DAMMIT!

V Is a meat Popsicle.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hey! That's slightly inaccurate!

< Who wants to get schlapped?

V No challengers?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think I've found someone.

< *Turns and points*.

v They live in that cave over yonder.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't see it.

< D'oh, I don't care any more, I'll just fight myself.

V Why are you looking at me that way?

 

[Barbas]

^ You're wibbling again.

< That puts me off my lunch.

v It's spam again!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Tired.

V What was that?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ Just my heart sir.

< Sleepy.

V Let's spoon together!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ NOPE! *sets self on fire and wraps up in razor wire*

< Killed a man with a false vagina on a stick

V I'm my own original game, Retribution: Ride to Hell

 

[Drummodino]

^ I'd play it.

< I have salt water taffy.

V Jealous?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Salt water makes you go crazy.

< I would know.

V Purple monkey dishwasher.

 

[Barbas]

^ You watch your mouth, young man!

< Petunia Luggage Halifax.

v My god...it's spreading...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ Rash?

< Still sleepy.

v Tell me a fable.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

< narf.

V Bouncing blue blubber baby buggy bumpers bowl bumbling blind bumble bees boldly Billy.

 

[Teoes]

^ *****, did you just call me fat? I will fucking have you, I will.

< *cries*

v Has ice cream to cheer up fatty over here.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not enough, unfortunately.

< Ha. Burn.

V YOLO.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Says you! *BANG*

< no srs i will cut u if u say dat 2 me agin.

V Are you mommy?

 

[Barbas]

^ If you wish it. I am everywhere and nowhere.

< I am mother, father, sister and brother.

v I am the beginning and the end.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You're full of shite, mate

< Son of a Belgian good!

V Tell me more about "Absolute Garbage Awareness month"

 

[Barbas]

^ I think it's some bloody lark by the local council.

< *Head bob*.

v You have travelled far and fucking wide.