the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, I am currently having aggressive intercourse with "wide".

< MR. LITERAL.

V I like burgers, yes I do! I like burgers how 'bout youu...?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Is that a fat joke?

< I'll box your ears m8 I fuckin swear!

V WUT?

 

[Barbas]

^ I said, "Do you know the Muffin Man?"

< I've been trying to get a hold of him all afternoon.

v This is most frustrating. I had plans, you know.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *nodding and positive chatter*

< Busy-body.

V Think of the children!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ They know what they did.

< Tried melting a marshmallow in my mouth with lemonade and now I feel queasy.

V That's not weird right?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, it's positively outlandish.

< *Sips tea*.

v Outlandish.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

^ Truly rubbish.

< Upstanding gentleman.

V Gutter trash.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No.

< Them. [http://media.moddb.com/images/games/1/21/20031/Timesplitters2.jpg]

V *slurping noises* ...what?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Stop chewing on the enemies and kill them.

< I swear I'm the only one doing any work on this team.

V Pull your own weight damn it!

 

[Barbas]

^ Can't...engrossed by strange green thing.

< *Prod*.

v Come here and look at this. Here - I have a stick you can poke it with.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Is...*poke*...is that an eyeball?

< It ain't movin' much...

V Dead frog?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Toadally.

< Back...WITH A VENGEANCE!

V Come with me! Together we'll burn Hell to the ground and uppercut Heaven into the sun!

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ Done and done.

< Back...WITH A REVENGEANCE!

V Why?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Must I explain everything to you? Do you, perhaps, lack critical thought? Or is it that you are too accustomed to having others do the explaining for you?

< Young ones, these days. Always expecting everything delivered to them on a silver platter.

V Sweetheart, sweetheart, are you fast asleep?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Go home, Neuromancer, you're drunk.

< Is not a lady, nor anyones sweetheart.

V There's a monkey on your butt.

 

[UltraDeth]

^

Spoiler: Reminds me of the opening line from this video

< G-Mod is still funny

V I'm going to glue my dick to your face!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm going to bite it off and spit it out.

< No homo.

V 'Bout that time, eh chaps?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ It's time for GIFS!

<

v

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Breakfast?

< Sunny-side scrambled.

V And now a word from our sponsors.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sweet-Soft DPT Cleaning robots. Ideal for both office and domestic use. A smile to any owners lips!

< Catching 'em all.

V You. Make words.