the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ *presenting self, gleefully*

< It is me! Fresh from the brains of Ben Newman, straight to manifest in the minds of madmen!

V Type something. Anything.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^

<

V

 

[Barbas]

^

<

v ?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ !!!

< ~~###!!

V ****!!?

 

[Fijiman]

^ *****, you say that to be again and we're going to have a problem.

< Blarg.

V You know, I saw your fight against the Gray Prince...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, he stood there and asked me to kill him.

< Then my murder was witnessed by forces unknown even though it was technically assisted suicide. I don't want nuttin' to do with that DB bullcrap!

V Are you the count?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Depends, what kind of count do you need?

< Might go to sleep early.

V Is lagging quite badly.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^
< No Hope on Resi 6 is preeeeeeeeeeeetty hopeless.

V Is licking their lips in anticipation.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, I'm licking my lips because they're dry.

< Wishes life would fuck off and find someone else to screw with.

V Can't see the sphere.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I can see the squarification of the sphere.

< Hold your head up high, forgotten man.

v Tomorrow's not for me and you.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ But tomorrow never dies

< I'll be Barack

V

Spoiler: Taste the locomotive, motherf*cker!

 

[Barbas]

^ Ooh, hellish!

< Steam trains are more graceful.

v

Spoiler: Beware of touching my riches.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Blarg.

V Blarg.

 

[Barbas]

^ But, doctor...

< What does...

v ...this mean?

 

[Fijiman]

^ It means blarg.

< What else could it mean?

V Other than everything, that is.

 

[Barbas]

^ That's fine. I like a good mystery.

< We can Deus Ex Machina that later.

v Not many people around at the moment, are there?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Pubs are usually quite at 10am

< Doritos in curry sauce, dude!

V Gayer than a Rainbow coloured moustache

 

[deserteagleeye]

^

Spoiler: U WOT M8!?

< Cereal coma.

V Your mother was a contest.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^And I'll I won was this t shirt.

< Threw it away.

V Fan of punk.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Are you daft?

< C wut i did ther.

V Give them nothing, and take from them EVERYTHING!