the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ WTF!!!

< Sitcom. Headsprouter and Mr. Incredible. Sharing a house. Juggling jobs fighting crime and looking after the family.

V INSTANT LOL!

 

[Brownie80]

^ \_(??)_/
< Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gonna do.
V COPS. Hell yeah.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ GET ON THE GROUN'! GET ON THE F***ING GROUN'!

< PUT YER HAN'S BEHAN' YER BACK YEW SON OF A B****!

V *needless taser*

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Fool! You've only made me stronger.

< I Am Robot: Featuring Will Smith and his stupid son nobody likes.

V Is hostile towards children.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I flagged that post for promoting terrorism.
< Just kidding!
V Whoah! Put down that meat cleaver for pete's sake!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *flexes* "One bloodbath stew coming right up!"

< Woke up after only two hours of sleep thanks to sudden congestion. I was sure the cold was gone.

V Whoy aore you cawling at this ungawdly houwa?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I can't sleep

< Faffing about fetish

V Your ass did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my painis

 

[Headsprouter]

^ C'mere, Cupcake!

< Wait...this isn't a cold...this congestion and burning around the eyes directly correlates with yesterday's...DUST.

V Elementary.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ We don't talk about that time.

< Middleschool sucks, let's forget it exists.

V You're awkward.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *stares awkwardly*

< Hungry.

V Blarg.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Watch out! Fijiman has become the Puff Monster from Ghostbusters!
< Max Paynes out of the way as Fijiman barfs marshmallow.
V You're getting it all over the carpet.

 

[Barbas]

^ It must be done.

< Now the carpet is more tasteful.

v No charge.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Free-to-eat.
< You must pay $5 to lick the carpet twice in one hour.
V Rate 5 stars!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Game of the Year!

< Platforms everywhere

V I suggest you stand in the woods at night while listening to the first 20 seconds of the Jaws theme on loop. Be sure to catalogue the results

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay, as long as I get free counselling, afterwards.

< Feeling better.

V Your hands are covered in ketchup. What're you, some kind of...fake emo kid or something?

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't remember.

< I don't know.

v With each new day, in some new way, we are better and better.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Except when it's the day you die.

<

V You kerazy kidz and yer pokeymanz and yer yuggi-oz.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I think your'e crazy!
< Goddang hippie librels!
V Yer' a menace tur 'siety!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well, DUH!

< The BEST.

V Sees video game music as an important part of the experience.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Friday is pi day!
< Pie for me!
V Pie for you!