the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Seven vaganias...maybe more.

< Imagine.

V Gralb.

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Barlg?

< No.

v Watch out for ladder scares!

 

[Euryalus]

^ But I like the feel of danger!

< It's adventurous!

V OUR CHILDREN! NEED TO BE LEARNING! MATH! AND SCIENCE!

 

[Barbas]

^ Is our children learning?

< L...learn...ding...?

v Arbitrator?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not exactly. I'm the guy who says "BATTLE START".

< Barlg! Barlg, barlg, barlg- b-b...balrog?

V

 

[Barbas]

^ You cannot piss!

< I'll take another vowel, please.

v Why are you consonantly doing this?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Don't make me take the words "domestic" and "violence" and stick them between two asterisks.

< Maybe I'll even put the words in bold...

V Is that a threat?

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ u fukin wot m8?
< Signing along to Cats Don't Dance.
v How do you do a backwards d????

 

[Barbas]

^ I stole mine from that 4chan board.

< That's how I learn how compose letters!

v Ur correspondinses r sh1te.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ill bash u sware on m3 mum

< ****

V r u avin a giggl3, m8?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, but your mother is.

< Narf.

V And just where do you think you're going?

 

[Headsprouter]

^And who are you to stop me?

< You friggin' Robocop, Judge Dredd knockoff love-child.

V It's gettin' personal up in this b.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Call work relations.

< I feel so violatated.

V Get that thing I sent ya?

 

[TKhanman]

^ Yup, the child will cost extra to kill though, morality fine.
< The first take out free deal is now concluded.
V Need someone dead?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *loads SciFi Sniper* I got it covered.

< Can enjoy a super-cool eye-numbing reflector shield!

V I advise staring at the sun to absorb its powers.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Okay! *stares*

< My power is increasing!

V FEAR THE FURY OF CHAOS!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You second-rate Heretics are no match for the might of the Emperor's own!

< Packing a banana and 2 mangos

V If you know what I mean *Ride to Hell sex scene music*

 

[Barbas]

^ I dreamed that I played that game.

< It was good in the dream. It was an amazingly good game.

v Omen?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ Amen?

< Not entirely sure what the above was a reference to.

v Still half asleep, much like me?

 

[Barbas]

^ Are not all asleep?

< The Sleepers awaken.

v The Sixth House rises.