the ^ < V game

[Euryalus]

^ Indeededly so

< Has seen the light

V Knows of it as well

 

[Barbas]

^ Yeppers.

< Not French.

v But why not?

 

[Euryalus]

^ Well I'll tell you why not.

< He's going to tell

V He's going to tell!

 

[Barbas]

^ Alrighty then.

< Onions.

v That makes sense.

 

[Euryalus]

^ You missed my Monty Python Reference

< Was a good one

V Is sad with me

 

[Barbas]

^ Don't worry, have a jelly.

< Or some fudge. Fuck, there's no fudge left. FUCK.

v Well, how about some nice cheese?

 

[Euryalus]

^ Cheese without wine or crackers

< Is like peanut butter without chocolate or celery

V It just isn't done

 

[Barbas]

^ Don't worry, I have some nice wine to go with that.

< A lovely claret, warm to the touch.

v It's fresh.

 

[Euryalus]

^ is it?

< I'm not so sure

V Barbas is known for selling things up

 

[Barbas]

^ Don't worry.

< It's freshly poured...I just got it from the source.

v If you do not act now, my northern clients may whisk it away!

 

[Euryalus]

^ Fine then.

< *walks away*

V Never let a salesman fleece you children!

 

[Fijiman]

^ What children?

< I have no kids.

V Is a parent.

 

[Barbas]

^ A baseless accusation.

< *Sniggering*.

v Boners.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Huhuhuhu, dicks.

< The motivation levels have hit an all-time low!

V Endless lethargy ensues.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ I'd get excited, but I'm not really feeling it.

< The hype train has run out of coal.

V Start shoveling.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I've been shown to have talent with my bare hands.

< ifyouknowwhatimean

V Great British Polecat.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Smells like one

< *Chews feet angrily*

V I know your Fetish

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *gasp* B-but that would ruin me..! You WOULDN'T!

< Played 6 solid hours of Diablo. Oh dear. Let's try to stay awake, at least. Maybe get some work done.

V Fatigued.

 

[Barbas]

^ I certainly am.

< I'll be ready again in a few minutes.

v Cheeseboard?

 

[Euryalus]

^ No

< NO!

v NOO! >:O