the ^ < V game

[Euryalus]

^ Women, I tell ya!

< Not sure what exactly I'm supposed to be tellin' ya about them...

V I think it was that they do stuff... or something

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sexist pig! *WHAMMOs with handbag*

< Oh, the cruel irony!

V Blurple.

 

[Barbas]

^ How ffffffffffFFFFFFFUCKING DARE you! (Jim Sterling voice)

< What fucking moron designed this?!

v Bring me their tonsils!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Am I getting paid?

< Doing stuff.

V Farts in space.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ In space, no one can hear you.

< Unless you fart.

v Chin-choppa chin-choppa!

 

[Barbas]

^ Get to it!

< I hope that was right.

v Not there.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *cloak wears off* Not not there anymore.

< ...

V Got any spare brains, buddy?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Oh look, the brawn asks from brains.

< What's next? The sky falling on our heads?

v Those Gauls are crazy!

 

[Barbas]

^ How very racist.

< Initializing judgement...

v Verdict complete: You have penis elbow.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My arm's a real dick, sometimes, oh no, here it goes, again!

< *flail* I can't control it! Don't you dare!

V *slap*

 

[Barbas]

^ Yooooooooooooooou FUCKHOOOOOOUUUUUUUSE!!

< *Flailing intensifies*.

v ENJOY MY STREAM OF GOODNESS!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It melts me!

< My dick-arm! It's falling off...my legs...my spine, my lower ja-aughguhghghghhhh!

V *reaches for assistance*

 

[Fijiman]

^ *hands banana phone*

< *something silly*

V *something dumb*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *is a pile of goo*

< *is a pile of goo*

V *is a pile of goo*

 

[UltraDeth]

^

< Gears of Wine

V Shitload of fuck

 

[Barbas]

^ Fuckin' oath, mate.

< Piss.

v Outta the question.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *molecules reassembling*

< *headsprouter.exe is loading*

V Please not that HeadRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either purchase a license or remove it from your computer.

 

[Barbas]

^ I hate that stuff.

< *Ranting and moaning*.

v Well, that's not normal at all.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I reject your empty claims of normality.

< Society failed to tolerate me.

v And I failed to tolerate society.

 

[Barbas]

^ Been there, done that.

< But there was no t-shirt.

v You cheated me.