the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Now that's a loada crap!

< Are you...avoiding reality?

v I want you to start living as a gay woman.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That doesn't seem too hard.

< Definite attributes: Likes girls. Check.

V Your arm is now a rat's head.

 

[Barbas]

^ It will be difficult, but not impossible.

< The test results are in...

v You are the father.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Of CHAOS!!!

< Wait, isn't that Drummodino?

V Hoopla.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Sproing!*

< *B-d-d-d-d-d-d*.

v *Whistling*.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *Belch*

< Blarg.

V Feels like being creative.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Now let's all agree, to never be creative again.

< Servant of Chaos. SERVANT!

V Go and collect more humanity for the mistress, we must ease her suffering.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Back to the old grind...

< Going fishing for people.

V Has gone fishing.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Going to bed soon after listening to some more music.

V Listens to some weird shit.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ It ain't shit, yo.

< But it sure is weird.

v Now the die is cast.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It fell off the table...

< Can't sleep.

V Get the die!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Never say die!

< Not the best of Sabbath Albums.

v It all went downhill after Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Isn't that like calling a cat "Cat Stupid Cat"?

< Not really. Maybe. Perhaps.

V No.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That not your decision

< We need more Imperial Guard

V Edgy

 

[Barbas]

^ Fuck!

< Shit!

v Boobs.....that was in very poor taste, I'm so sorry.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nah, boobs are okay.

< Hey I'm grump.

V Not so grump.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Oh no, I can be very grump.

< Very grump indeed.

V Captain Frumpy.

 

[Barbas]

^ ...And our special guest today is Grant Kirkhope!

< I love this game! Whaddaya have to say about it, Grant?

v
EDIT: Buggered if I am going to change it! BUGGERED, I SAY!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Aw, shit guys he said "buggered" in all caps.

< What am I supposed to do, now?

V Floppy arms.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Big strong arms

< Where was the sun today?

V Has fapped to a music video