the ^ < V game

[Drummodino]

^ Yes quite.

< Man this site is slow on weekends.

V Why so grumpy?

 

[EilaliE]

^ No, no. I'm bursting with joy.

< Is an angel with a shotgun.

v How did you know?

 

[Drummodino]

^ I have eyes everywhere.

< Needs to stop procrastinating now!

V Stop being so distracting!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NO U

< I'm procrastinating, too. But I'm starting to think, my exam was on the third, and this is the first...so it's not tomorrow? I need to find my timetable.

V You might be sitting on it.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Stares*.

< I may be, yes.

v

 

[EilaliE]

^ Guilty.

< Innocent.

v Judge.

 

[Drummodino]

^ EXECUTION!

< *smacks mallet*

V Your time has come.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nope!

< My exam is on the fourth. I'm not as behind as I thought I was, then...

V Time to celebrate by procrastinating some more.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh yeah! Lunch break! Goddamn f***ing ninja!

< *gets paper cut* Medic!

V Tell me why I played the CO-OP mode

 

[Barbas]

^ It's the best mode, clearly!

< Now, help me move this barrel.

v Oh shit, it's an explosive barrel!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Are you sure it's explosive?

< Let me get the lighter

V Call an ambulance, I appear to have caught fire

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You ninja'd me back, you...you..! *fist shaking*

< That's the fastest I've seen posts in ages.

V What does it mean?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That people finally have the nerve to post

< Looks good in safety goggles

V Get out of my laboratory!

 

[EilaliE]

^ ... What does this button do?

< Alive.

v You need to listen, now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Should I take the hat off?

< Maybe I should try audiobooks.

V Is that cheating?

 

[EilaliE]

^ Perhaps we could make an exception.

< Wants coffee.

v Would you like a drink?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Yes please.

< Caffeine addict.

V I don't have a problem!

 

[Barbas]

^ I agree.

< You can never have too much coffee.

v Here, take mine - you'll need it.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Ah, yes. Thank you.

< Coffee..

Spoiler: is life.

v I know what you did last night.

 

[Barbas]

^ It wasn't me, it was the coffee!

< It's taking over.

v Help me! Also, please enjoy this complimentary jug of coffee.