the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Bai.

< Perhaps I should eat something.

V Knows what's even funnier than farts and piss.

 

[Fijiman]

^
< Is hilarious.

V How have you been?

 

[Barbas]

^ Quite well for a Thursday!

< Heheheh...that'll fox 'em.

v What the heck's an Aramis?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oi've got no oidear.

< Comic-con this weekend! WOOOOOOOOOO

V I don't even read comics!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Good for that

< Booty on my mind

V ....And that's why I shot them

 

[EilaliE]

^ Still, stabbing is way more amusing.

< Supposed to be "working."

v Welcome to the future.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Your post is irrelevant, for I have an exam in four hours!

< I am (and have been, for that matter) totally focused on studying for it!

V I am a responsible student, and this post does not belong in the Blatant Lies thread!

 

[EilaliE]

^ Congratulations for taking responsibility for your future. You deserve a cookie.

< I need to stop procrastinating.

v Shut it down, before it explodes!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

v Have you ever nerfed a narf?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but I think I've snarfed a snark.

< *Snork*.

v 'Scuse me.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Go ahead.

< Got sucker-punched, squirmed out of a headlock and ran like a *****. They didn't get anything. Two weedy guys a few years younger than me.

V My face is numb.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Hey, try harder

< I sing of your destruction

V The ultimate pick-up line

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHJC06k5Khg&t=0m15s

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Omg. Spyro 1 music. Wizard Peak, I believe. EDIT: Description confirms this.

< The really sinister part is that they had timed their being there to catch kids coming out from school. I hope I was the first, because that must have been discouraging. If it had been my little brother in place of me I'm scared for what might have happened.

V Oh-em-gee.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Omigoodness. Indeed, that thought could easily become very horrifying.

< Trying to imagine what I would've done if I was put in the same situation.

v ... I'll just stay inside for the rest of my life.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Good idea!

< Makes you want to learn a martial art so you can go ninja skills and pwn noobs. Shame the only black belt I have is origami.

V *throws paper shuriken*

 

[Barbas]

^ Ow, my eye! F**ker!

:C

v Quick, grab my bun!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The emergency panic bunny?

< That avatar is back!

V Has a need to want.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Has a need to bed his face with his pillow.

V That reads really weird, doesn't it?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Indeed

< Viva El Presidente

V Is you a copper?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Not at all.

< *static* Chief, I think they're on to me, over *static*

V Now... you have the drugs... right? You have the heroin?