the ^ < V game

[EilaliE]

^ Indeed, tell me about it.

< Got a science exam this week. Now I know how my last days will be spent.

v I would like white roses at my funeral. Thank you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't think of a clever way to jump responsibility.

< My face is itchy.

V Uh-oh. Here comes whatshisface.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ugh! Call me when he has a heart attack

< Gamer points rolling in

V Drink some more piss

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Good plan!

< i accidentally my head

V C'mere, Sally!

 

[Barbas]

^ But that's not my name!

< Oh, he means her.

v Lassie! Come hither!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am not a doge.

< My face is still itchy. My nose, specifically.

V Has weather that is consistent.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ I wish.

< Was hyped by this years E3.

V Can do a Frank Sinatra impersonation.

 

[Barbas]

^ Well, you know, I did say that's life and, as funny as it seems, some people get their kicks from stomping on the dreams.

< But I won't let that get me down, oh no.

v Because, you see, this whole world...it just keeps spinning around. Oh my, yes.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Put the bottle down, guv

< Who you calling "guv"?

V Expand wrong

 

[Barbas]

^ .

< ^v^v^v^v^.

v %%%%%.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ~~###!!??

< Needs to watch Up.

V Super strong.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Yes, I do indeed have muscles. They're just working undercover.

< Preparing for my oral exam about water.

v Dihydrogen Monoxide is extremely poisonous. Watch out!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *drinks this "Dihydrogen"* Sorry, what?

< I had to look that up

V Brush my back hair, I will pay

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not this, again.

< Still has not watched Up.

V Father...?

 

[Barbas]

^ Thou art no son of mine!

< *Hic*. Freak! Spring-boy!

v *Pounding on keyboard* BOW DOWN TO ME, SNAIL, FOR I HAVE DOMINION!

 

[Fijiman]

^ *Uses salt on Barbas*

< That oughta confuse him enough to do something.

V Quick! Do something!

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Uh..Uh..*Jumps out window*

< Ow.

V Broke all are breadsticks.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Did you mean "our"?

< Chaaaaaaaaaaabok!

V B-baka.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Baku no Pico, Oni-chan!

< Deadly Teddy

V I'm an original comedian, Mik Rayall

 

[Barbas]

^ Yo...wut?

< *Stares*.

v *Whispers* Dude, I thought he was dead.