the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Dude. Dudedudedude, brah. Dude...

< I need to recharge!

V It's....You!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Who else?

< *Trailing novelty Vagineer toilet paper on his shoe*

V I'm black! Oh, wait, that's wrong *searches for his cue cards*

 

[Fijiman]

^ *tosses cards into the fire*

< Whoops.

V MOOSE!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Baby moose (meese? mooses?) are cute. They have disproportionately long legs.

< It's 9. It does not feel like 9.

V Do whatever nonspecific task you will!

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'm waiting for my Xbox to stop being dumb!

< Having loads of fun right now. /sarcasm

V Is so sarcastic that no one knows when they're being serious about something and when they aren't.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My dad is like that.

< Might actually phone Virgin like my friend has been demanding I do for my internet problems.

V Either it is a fashion statement, or there is a spider in your hair that you should worry about.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ SPIDER?!?!

< *ten seconds later all the furniture is upturned* GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!

V Like my new kilt?

 

[EilaliE]

^ Hm. You need a matching bagpipe, too.

< Today is a good day.

v When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

 

[Barbas]

^ Give lemons to a homeless person?

< ...

v Can't.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Don't mock me. =(

< *Cries*

V Has a tissue, but ain't got no issues.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure, I'm...*sniff* just fine...

< ...just...fine...

V Nobody remembers third!

 

[Barbas]

^ I do!

< NO.

v NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You fool, you make life take the lemons back

< The dieting is for the weak!

V I can't lie to you about your chances, but.....you have my sympathies.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well that's uplifting.

< Choiceless choice band.

V Choose!

 

[EilaliE]

^ Don't put me under pressure!

< *One eternity later*.

v I choose you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *gasp*

< A Pokemon.

V *thundershock*

 

[Fijiman]

^ *uses fuck you to negate all damage*

< Is not have a great day game wise.

V Doesn't have days lime that.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It seems you are not having a good day keyboard wise either.

< I did have a rather shitty game of tf2, earlier. It was one of those 32-player servers where everyone goes demoman and gets easy kills with the sticky launcher. I wouldn't join them, but my friend likes them, and to be fair, when they're good, they're great.

V Oh hai.

 

[Barbas]

^ Why halo der.

< It can't de bone.

v Ur all going to dye! D:

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ I've only died my hair once before.

< With the blood of a thousand hell spawn.

V Eat **** Malebolgia.