the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I try to.

< Could you read that back to me again?

v #Can't.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I don't like repeating myself

< Scratch that turntable

V We couldn't find what you're looking for, because it was stupid

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, Spy is stupid.

< *frantically searching*

V Where is Spy?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Right behind you

< Is this? Sacre bleu

V Kill zhem all!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Grrr! We can not teleport bread anymore!

< I did nothing but teleport bread for three days.

V Zis, is a bucket.

 

[username sucks]

^ What's it filled with?

< Oh, it's just lava.

v Catch!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

< *disintegrates*

V *bubbling and hissing*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I don't think he saw that comin'

< I am the prettiest unicorn

V Do you know what "Nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible c*nt...me

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Blarg.

V I teleported bread!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Well, stop it!

< You know we can't do this for much longer

V Cause we may not be the young ones, very long

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Dear god...

< ...No!

V Wants the bucket.

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ I want Rik Mayall back instead
< Bored as a rock.
v ARE YOU READEH TO PARTEH?

 

[Barbas]

^ POSSIBLEH.

< Let me finish licking these stamps first.

v URK *Choking*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^

< *eats popcorn*

V You want some?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'll glass ya c*nt

<

^ I want Rik Mayall back instead

You like Rik Mayall, too? Will you marry me?

V It's alright, I'm only acting

 

[EilaliE]

^ Acting is not your bestest skill.

< Is currently a NEET.

v Oh, where have I seen you before?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think I was here yesterday...and the day before that.

< No surprise really; I am omnipresent.

v Know you the art of war?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal.

< Because he invented it.

V And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

< That's why any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!

V Unless it's a farm!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I have been in ze wrong profession

< Gott in Himmel! It's wonderful! It's more than wonderful...it's...it's perfect!

V Seduce me!