the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Derp.

< I have done nothing but spread honey over bread for the last three days.

v All good in the hood?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *being bland*

< *blandness intensifies*

V Feels the blandness on an emotional level.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm disappointed, because I got Ninja'd

< Try and try again

V Seduce me, seduce me, SEDUCE ME!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *implicit nodding*

< *eyebrow pulsing*

V *grin*

 

[EilaliE]

^ What are you pondering?

< Curious.

v Talk nerdy to me.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I...um...er...

< *fidgeting*

V I can't do it!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Too bad.

< Blarg.

V What was that?

 

[EilaliE]

^ What was what?

< ... That sound?

v Someone's out there!

 

[Barbas]

^ Take this lever-action rifle.

< The ammunition is cheap and plentiful.

v You may also need this flashlight.

 

[EilaliE]

^ You coward.

< I'll handle this on my own.

v What do you think it could be, though?

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ *hits everyone over the head and runs screaming.
<

^ I'll glass ya c*nt

<

^ I want Rik Mayall back instead

You like Rik Mayall, too? Will you marry me?

I'm free next Tuesday at 1pm but only for an hour. (I also just finished watching Drop Dead Fred and feel sad now)

v wants an invite to the wedding.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Can I be a bridesmaid?

< Imagine raising your wife-to-be's veil and finding that face.

V Would be okay with it.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Hey as long as the sex is good, who cares?

< Dun dun dun duuu dun dun dun dun d d d d dun!

V Has a song stuck in their head.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, it's the Gay Bar song by Electric Six.

< *Guitars begin*

v GURL!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sledgehammer!

< Loves that song.

V LOOK OUT!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Presses A in the nick of time*

< Regenerating health intensifies*

V Alien: Impregnation [small] If you know what I mean [/small]

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Caesareans, caesareans everywhere.

< Is kind of tired but had trouble sleeping for any longer.

V Will this be the beginning of many more early mornings to come? Unlikely!

 

[EilaliE]

^ Just wait and see what will happen, kid.

< I'm no fortune-teller, though.

v Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Senpai!

< My steam name is currently Breadsprouter.

V I "rise" to the challenge!

 

[Barbas]

^ HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

< This mug is empty.

v Please rectify.