the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ *tips*

< *untips*

V I think he wanted some tea.

 

[Barbas]

^ I think you may be right.

< Gee, it sure is boring around here.

v MA BOI...

 

[Fijiman]

^ *punches*

< Blarg.

V Has something to say.

 

[Barbas]

^ You bet I do!

< I got pictures of Spiderman!

v Shut up shut up shut up shut up DO NOT LIGHT THAT GASOLINE, CHRISTOPHER.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But it's so VOLATILE!!!

< Burning ring of fire!

V I suggest you run!

 

[Barbas]

^ Running like the wind, boss!

< Take the left path; there are less goblins down that way.

v WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Wot kinda humie git runs at Ork Warboss Deth?

< Deadly Deth

V Shut up and eat your human remains

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Doesn't want to.

V Smells vaguely of turnips.

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ I suppose um... turnips = perfume in a way?
< Man, I'm tired.
v Double click my avatar and drag. The Eeveelution you got is now your Pokemon. How happy are you?

 

[Barbas]

^ I got the purple one. I like purple.

< Damn, that must have taken ages to make.

v It's so beautiful.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yup. Totally going to take that compliment.

< Got Vaporeon. My favourite, so I'm purty happy.

V How do you evolve?

 

[Barbas]

^ You have to tense your cheeks and scream really hard.

< Eye-popping is a must.

v No, it's true.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pfffft.

< Purple team is kicking butt. I'm blue.

V Dabadeedaba-dai.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm purple, but I don't understand why people are allegedly cheating.

< Do they realize that only 30 people on that massive team will get the top 3 games on their wishlist on the winning day?

v I thought red was just winning...day 2, that is.

 

[Fijiman]

^ What?

< Hoping that the storm above him doesn't knock out his power.

V Farts candle wax.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's not true!

< ...Entirely.

V You look tired.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I sleep heavily

< It totally matters how funky or strong my fight is

V You think you're better than me?

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't know who Me is.

< Does anybody?

v Are you going to Anvil?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm going to complain

< Dear me, that dude's an ass

V I am the ze angry Bird God of ze Badlands! Fear me!

 

[Barbas]

^ I fear not this thing!

< *Charges the lasers*.

v You say this impossible? HA! Just like I give a shit!