the ^ < V game

[Brownie80]

^ Relative to what, though?

< The slots are interesting.

v They're a scam, though! D:

^ [song]Everybody Hurts....
< Everybody Cries...
V So Hold On...[/song]

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Delightful!

< Selling Battleblock Theater heads on the steam marketplace. At 1p a pop, I'' be a millionaire in no time!

V BBT is a good game, by the way. Buy it if you have a friend you're confident won't murder you while trying to play a platformer co-operatively.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I have no friends.

< Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

v It's not funny.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll be your friend. O_O

#Getonmylevel

< Tryhard.

back in my day, 1000 posts was notable!

< Get with the times!

V I doubled up on "<"! I'm so edgy!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Does that make you a square?

< Has been playing Rayman Legends with his brother for the last two hours.

V BEEEEEEEEES!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Buzz

< Finally found a good collectibles guide for Bioshock Infinite

V Hello, Miss Pauling! We killed everybody and took a briefcase!

 

[Barbas]

^ Smashing!

< No, she wouldn't say that.

v Shut up, Scout!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Shut up Soldier.

< Blarg.

V Narf.

 

[Barbas]

^ Smurfs.

< I'm surrounded by smurfs.

v What did you do?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Flamethrower the shite out of them!

< Knife and Fork Fu

V So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You're there.

< OHHHHHH!!!!

V OHHHHHHH!!!!???

 

[EilaliE]

^ Limit thyself.

< Eureka!

v How long have you been standing there?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not long enough.

< Nuts.

V Full of protein.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, much.

< That stuff comes from chocolate, right?

v Here, I brought a whole crate. I think we'd better get stuck in.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Blech.

< Chocolate is awesome with nuts.

V My middle name is Alexander. Srs.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No one cares.

< Blarg.

V *stares intensely*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You don't care!??

< I feel so...not cared about right naow!

V Right naow, as in...not...later...naow!!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Time is relative.

< As such, your naow is someone's later.

v And my now is always to be your later when you ask me something.

 

[UltraDeth]

^

 Does not compute

< I may be an oldie, but I'm a goodie, too

V *Your inner Barry White intensifies*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ohhh...oh, babe...

< *music builds*

V CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE, BAYBEH.