the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ 'KAY!

< I've got a lovely bunch of oranges.

v Would someone please arrest Barry White?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Why? Because he's black?

< So what if he calls himself Barry White? Should we also arrest Jack Black?

v Why does it matter? Why do you have to bring race into it?

 

[Barbas]

^ Let me take that question...

< ...And pass it along...

v ...To our newest colleague.

 

[EilaliE]

^ I would like to know too. Therefore, unfortunately I do not have an answer.

< So, perhaps I should pass it along once more.

v Hey, you. Yeah - you. Answer.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Because he literally could not get enough of his baybeh's love.

< So his baybeh filed a restraining order on him, which he violated six times.

V Legit? Legit.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Yup, seems legit enough.

< I've somehow managed to kill the procrastination, for now.

v I think he was looking for you.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Tell 'im it's my money, now

< No-one can face my army and live

V If you feel an Assassin behind you, remain calm and maybe you'll just get molested

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Moo.

< I've decided I shall be a cow, today.

V *grazing*

 

[Barbas]

^ Yeth.

< Lithpth. Lithpth for all.

v Attendanthe ith opthional.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Thitizenth, we have Thilas the Thyrian Atthatthin

< Thamthon the Thadduttheeth thrangler

V Hail Thaeser

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Awe, true to Caesar.

< Out with some friendz.

V Symmetrical.

 

[Barbas]

^ Only on Tuesdays.

< Today is a Thursday.

v Soon it will be Friday, and there is nothing you can do to stop that from happening.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Everybody loves Friday

< Escape to the toilets

V Everybody loves shaving

 

[EilaliE]

^ I love to shave my non-existent beard.

< But I keep the non-existent moustache...

v For the ladies.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Ah blast, how am I to compete with that magnificent moustache?

< Now I will never score!

v Thanks for keeping me single forever, arsehole!

 

[EilaliE]

^ You're most welcome, dear.

< For once, the weather is lovely.

v Questionable.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Sanity? Yes.

< But it's for the weak, anyway.

v Ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!

 

[EilaliE]

^ I couldn't agree more.

< However, I do believe you need to work on that laugh of yours.

v Truth or dare?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Truth or dare doesn't really work in this thread.

< I mean, I could say truth/dare, but I would still have to fill 2/3rds of the rest of the post.

v Plus, you would have to be the one to answer back, which is never certain. With that said, Truth.

 

[EilaliE]

^ No one will die, even if it doesn't truly work out in this thread.

< ... Or so I think.

v Truth: Why is a raven like a writing desk?