the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ DAMN!

< No matter. I shall have ice cream.

v It matters not, I say!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *mattering intensifies*

< Got sprayed by a seal playing with a hose, once. It was a warm day, so I only pretended to mind.

V Leans on everything.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ The chair.

< On the couch.

v On your head.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You crumpled my hat!

< Miffed.

V Give me a replacement hat!

 

[Neuromancer]

^

There.

< You better be satisfied.

v Well, ARE YOU?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ This may have been worth it.

< *tilt* *tilt* yes...the positioning's right...

V Do you think I suit rainbows?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Perhaps.

< Can you vomit rainbows?

v Because then we'd reach critical rainbowness on one of the branded individuals of destiny, allowing us to see our plans to completion.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Then we'll finally take care of that pesky Inuit Mafia! Oh.

< Everyone, forget I said anything.

V Pls to not repeat.

 

[Barbas]

^ Da fuck?

< Da fuck is dat?

v You seein' dis???

 

[Neuromancer]

^ It is GLORIOUS!

< And ya'll have me to thank for thrashing his previous dull hat!

v Reward me!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You may have the swiss army knife I keep in my left, foremost molar.

< I advise keeping it in an orifice that has lost all feeling.

V Good news, you don't need to be drugged to appreciate such magnificent colours.

 

[Barbas]

^ It's like someone wrapped a Fruit Roll-up around your head!

< Magnificent!

v My day is improved.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ +1 to morale

< -2 to sanity

v I think I'm well below -100 on that one.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hahahahaha!

< No TV and no beer makes Barbas...

v ...something-something.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What a shite night in

< Nothing is Impossibru

V Why are you wearing tights? What do you think this is, the Renaissance?

 

[EilaliE]

^ Woah- Hold on, fashion police.

< We're currently in 2014. Tights are fabulous.

v For both females and males, so you join me too.

 

[Barbas]

^ Do breeches count as tights?

< How many colours is too many colours?

v You there, take my stick!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Thanks.

< *admiring the stick*

V Is good, ja?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'm more distracted by the rainbow hat.

< Something about nuts.

V Is that your car that's on fire?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Not me, I set it on fire

< Back-to-back Shooter action

V

Spoiler: Kawaii is it not?