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Headsprouter

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^ CAPS LOCK.

< I finally shaved and didn't turn my face into a crime scene.

V I have a face. But you won't get to see it!
 

Headsprouter

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^ You can't just leave it at that, tell us!

< Bloody spies...

V This hat makes me feel free...free enough to perhaps behave violently.
 

Headsprouter

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^ I mustache you a question.

< How many...how does...is it true that...d'oh!

V It's awfully boring being omniscient.
 

Fijiman

I am THE PANTS!
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^ Would imagine so.

< It's a good thing he isn't though.

V Because that would mean you're actually a really fat dinosaur in disguise.
 

Headsprouter

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^ I could show you a fat dinosaur if you know what I mean.

< That thing looks like it's swelling in some places if you know what I mean.

V You look sort of awkward if you know what I mean.
 

EilaliE

What does this title-thing do?
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^ No, stop it.

< This is madness!

v I don't want to know what you mean.
 

Barbas

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^ The one I killed in Cyrodiil.

< It was aggressive. I had no choice.

v I'll just glue a horn onto a horse's head. Bang, job done.
 

Headsprouter

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^ Horn. That sounds pretty suggestive. Ho-ho-ho.

< Titter. A word for a short, suppressed laugh.

V Want to be a special guest on the next episode of "Vocabulary with Headsprouter"?
 

Neuromancer

Endless Struggle
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a homeless squat
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^ Perhaps you should.

< Perhaps you shouldn't. Depends on how much you like mindfuckery.

v One should focus on the more important things in the narrative.
 

EilaliE

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^ xDDDdDD xPp :** ;x *^* -....-

< I guess they are alright, as long as they are not thrown at me.

v I prefer words, and at least a certain amount of proper grammar usage.