the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Ain't that a cute little duck

< There is no other reload function!

V Sometimes you just need a little less spine

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Invertebrate approved!

< Needs a jerb.

V Can I work for you?

 

[EilaliE]

^ Henceforth, call me boss.

< Your very first task is to figure out precisely what your work is.

v Isn't that correct, assistant?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, but I won't buy my own detective hat.

< I come boxed with a magnifying glass, though.

V Upon closer inspection, hmmm...you're not any better looking than you are to the naked eye. Pity.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Deflates*.

< *Flattens*.

v *Shuffles under sofa*.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Come out.

< It's alright.

v The world isn't as bad as you think it is. It has cookies.

 

[Fijiman]

^ And cookies are bitchin!

< Blarg.

V Farts.

 

[Barbas]

^ Shutcherface we didnt raise ytou to be like that!

< D:<
v ITs on the damn list!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh yeah, under Do not lick the Fire Extinguisher

< Must...stop...dancing

V Is this repeats of old Cartoons I see before me?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't see any, unfortunately.

< I can't see ANYTHING...

V Don't vorry.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I vill promise not to vorry.
< Ve need to stop vasting vesources and get it vight.
V You got all that, van? I am Worried about you. But I stopped vorrying thanks to vou.

 

[Barbas]

^ Motorcycles!

< Motorcycles go brooom!

v Vhat did you do vith the vroomstick?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I killed someone with it

< Fire in my belly

V Why is there a mirror in your fridge?

 

[EilaliE]

^ It keeps the image fresh.

< It's too hot. I don't like this.

v Give me snow.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No, I like hot weather

< Raspberry jam on my mind

V Who shat in the hat?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nobody, your head just stinks.

< Steam sharing sucks, so I ended up buying a cheapo copy of Borderlands GOTY on TF2 Outpost. But then I had to download a bunch of crap and edit my game files in order to edit the awful default FOV...

V :F

 

[UltraDeth]

^ F is followed by you

< Big bad Pug

V What is arguably the best fetish?

 

[Barbas]

^ The expensive one.

< The chat is making me laugh my head off.

v Fuckin' chats.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Now I feel like I'm missing out.

< I HATE EVERYTHING.

V

 

[EilaliE]

^ YEAH, AND EVERYTHING HATES YOU TOO.



v jkjk, ily