the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ *gasping*

< *writhing*

V *gesturing for assistance*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *throws water on you*

< Dat collectibles guide

V Nopony breaks a Pinkie promise!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I did not agree to such a thing!

< Good thing Deth is such a windbag, I can breathe again!

V Tradition forces you to join me in merriment!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I will not join in this farce you....you....windbag!

< I know I'm a million times as humble as thou aren't

V I want to know what Corndog is, I want you to show me

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well, it's like a frankfurter, but surrounded my nonsense!

< Just wanted an excuse not to be communicating via asterisk.

V It can be RISKY. Ho-ho-ho!

 

[Barbas]

^ No, you's a ho!

< *Frump*.

v Harlot!

 

[TKhanman]

^ YOU MAN-WENCH
< Summer I guess
V You are in a dark, dark hallway, there is a candlestick to your left.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I knock over candlestick and BURN HALLWAY!

<

You died.

V Play again or be a quitter n00bskrub that should get rekt?

 

[TKhanman]

^ Doritos420#MLGSwag
< Fun iz 4 skrubz
V Ur an cansual gamor

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I am not, even if I play on Very easy mode.

< The Beguiled One

V Badass bandits, tons of cash, no refunds, catch-a-ride, trading weapons, a boss to beat and the skill trees make it all complete, My Little Vault Key, Tiny Tina says to kill Jack

 

[EilaliE]

^ What have I told you about putting games in the blender?

< I'm leaving myself at lost and found. I hope I'll come back to pick me up someday.

v Have you seen my snail..?

Spoiler: ... It shouldn't have gotten far.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Well that's cool and stuff
< Hello, snail? Where are you?
v Your snail was killed in a collision with a vehicle, it was flying at speeds of over 100km/h.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh, no! Empathy with the owner of the snail and stuff!

< Feelings!

V Shared emotion!

 

[TKhanman]

^ We here today are gathered to lay to rest one M. Porter Snailson, he was a father, a grandfather, and a kindhearted snail.
< Funeral
v Take heart in the fact Mr. Snail is now in snail hell.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh, yes! Joint hatred!

< Negative feelings en masse!

V May he burn!

 

[TKhanman]

^It may be a coincidence but my escargot is extremely mushy, almost like it was involved in a crash...
< Yum Yum
V You are in a burnt hallway, to your left is the charred corpse of Headsprouter and a knocked over candlestick, what do you do?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Point and laugh?

< Then nick all his stuff

V

 This key will unlock the steel door in the basement

 

[Barbas]

^ *Hide key under flagstones*.

< *Roll giant sofa over flagstones*.

v Anyone want to watch Friends?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Something about puppies.

V Something about a car.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, they took his car.

< Luckily, he had a tracking bug installed.

v We are sending a Vertibird now.