the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Target in sight

< Firing now

V Sorry to pop in unannounced

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You MUMBLING ABOMINATION!

< Was doing Ikea stuff.

V Now I will sleep. *thud*

 

[TKhanman]

^ Goodnight zombie Headsprouter
< Hi
V You expecting a package?

 

[EilaliE]

^ I admit it, yes.

< A 3DS XL Yoshi edition.

v Go home. You're drunk.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nuh-uh.

< Wonders why 3DS XL never came in a lovely green that DSi XLs came in. I never had a DSi, but damn, they came in purty colours.

V A lean, mean escaping machine.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Patience, child.

< Hm. I'm always considered mean.

v The truth is.. I'm just very, very honest.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ Honesty is the best policy

< Has been enjoying Kirby Triple Deluxe, it's fun

V Anything new going on?

 

[TKhanman]

^ New, new is an illusion you create to preserve your sanity. Or something like that
< I am a philosopher.
v We all know Gen 1 was made by a psychopathic duck.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Has a penchant for throwing things very, very fast. Also bombs.

< I'm the most accomplished in the relatively new field of Slacking. Here's my number: 0000000000000

V Took a bomb to the face to save me <3

 

[EilaliE]

^ Ninja.
Thing. Thing.. thing?! Thi-

< Ninja'd.
*Explodes*.

v Game over.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Would you like to try again? Y/N
< Y
V You are in a dark hallway, to your left is a charred corpse and a candlestick, to your right is a couch with some sort of coin or key underneath.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Jump on couch*.

< I won't be needing that key.

v Don't touch my key.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Lazy potato. >

< I'll be taking the corpse coin then. Flat broke, see?

v Buying me a drink. This corpse coin isn't enough for a drink.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Too bad, you didn't know that I can become charged with electricity!

< Electric zombies? That is SO unfair!

V :<

 

[Barbas]

^ :s

< :v

v

 

[Barbas]

^ Argle.

< Bugle.

v Praise Spoink!

 

[EilaliE]

^ *Blinded by the light*.

< Catch the Spoink!

v Caress the Spoink!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Be underwhelmed when you get a Grumpig!

< Nobody likes Grumpig. Well thought-out bible reference, though.

V I cast pearls before non-pokemon-obsessed swine!

 

[Barbas]

^ Kekekekeke.

< Sorry, I was sniping.

v Hold still, there's a caterpillar dancing on your head.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Ah, no. Let it be.

< It's the Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar.

v You should seek advice from it.