the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ That be Anthony Padildo right there.

< Bill Cosby.

V

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ Damn it, I've been ninja'd

< You've made a dangerous enemy today, Headsprouter

V The rose was poisonous

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Srsly, tho. Roses are pretty edible, so I've heard.

< I had a bowl fulla rose thorns, today!

V Without any milk...

 

[Fijiman]

^ But I've not received a rose recently.

< Bored.

V Becoming sleepy.

 

[EilaliE]

^ I just woke up.

< Could easily go back to sleep.

v But I want to be here and stalk you.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I've *known* of the feelings you have towards me for a long time.

< I am flattered, truly, but I don't see this working out.

v I've dealt with enough yanderes for one lifetime.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Who said we would be together in this life?

< I shall bash your skull, because I love you.

v Then we'll be together for all eternity.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You better have a nice boat.

< I would still prefer if you cut my head off rather than crushing it.

v Makes carrying me that much easier.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Don't worry, dear.

< We could do both.

v After all, we have all the time in the world.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Come to think of it...

< I still have a wife to bring back to life.

v So I fear that I will have to leave you now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *sniff* Don't go.

< CATSAYSMEOW

V Thoroughly thorough.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Atypically Atypical

< Great Comstock above!

V Duck a l'orange is the new black pudding

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Well black pudding is the new duck a l'orange.

< Mmmm...Oranges are good.

v Could you possibly be...a banana?

 

[EilaliE]

^ Biologically, yes.

< I'm not quite sure.

v Perhaps I was supposed to be an apple.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ If by it, you mean that...

< Yes, yes I do.

v Spill everything you know. We have it and we're not afraid to use it.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Opens mouth, spills mashed potato all over Derpy's shoes*.

< *Grins*.

v *Spins*.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Shakes head*.

< *Pours baked beans down Cop's trousers*.

v *Points and hoots*.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ *Gets Butler Punched.*

< Listen, there are starving kids in Africa, why don't you throw up your food on them?

v Or you can throw it up on this guy. He's not me, so it's k.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Oh hey head food, my favorite!
< Some joke about feeding your brain or something
v Attack quickly!

 

[Barbas]

^ Did you use the red bat or the blue?

< ...Because if you used the red one...

v ...I shudder to think what could happen.