the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Indeed.

< Going to sleep soon.

V Coily be praised.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Who are they and why should I praise them?

< A simple Google search will do no good!

v I'm too broke to die!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Hits with spanner*.

< That should help.

v We need more scrap!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I have this old toaster

< My fists want blood

V Respect them Injun folk

 

[Neuromancer]

^ The Indians or the Native Americans?

< Damn European slurs for people from other continents!

v It is your job to clear this mess up and end racism today!

 

[Barbas]

^ It shall be done.

< Fire control, initiate plan alpha.

v *Waves*.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ *Gets swept out to sea*

< That was a riptide, not a wave, you liar!

v Save me, I can't swim

 

[Neuromancer]

^ What do I stand to gain from this?

< That's right, nothing.

v Have a nice swim.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Too late.

< SirDerpy has already drowned.

v Hey, you. Go get the artificial tears.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm too lazy to even register that

< Indestructible gluttony

V Zero Punctuation themed sex-show

 

[Barbas]

^ Even now my screams are reaching millions throughout the world.

< To those who can hear me, I say: do not despair.

v Pears?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ No

< Not really a big fruit fan

V What should I do next?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

double post, my bad

 

[EilaliE]

^ Apparently, double post.

< Patiently waiting.

v Inhale the madness.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*

< Leaves a...boysenberry aftertaste.

V Tastes like forum games.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ It tastes like...

< Nothing, actually.

v How disappointing.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Add some gin to then

< Half a bee, philosophically must ipso-facto half not be, but half the bee has got to be vis-à-vis its entity, you see?

V But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee due to some ancient injury?

 

[Fijiman]

^ ... Yes.

< Blarg.

V Coily be praised.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Hail Coily.

< Mmmmm, pork sounds good right about now.

v Hail Pork.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Bad timing, I just watched If Slaughterhouses had Glass Walls.

<

V Mad world.