the ^ < V game

[SirDerpy]

^ You are teh rebelz, Barbas!

< But then I would be out of a job.

v Hiring?

 

[EilaliE]

^ I shall add you to my collection of secretaries/assistants.

< Soon, everyone around here will be mine.

v Including you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I won't cross over to the dark side, easily...

< Finally traded with the YouTuber I was talking about.

V Pserp.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Merkov.
< Balloon overpopulation.
v Vokrem.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ You make a strong argument.....I think

< Time to slumber

V Anyone looking for a slave? I'm bored

 

[Fijiman]

^ Go make me pudding.

< Blarg.

V Should have stayed in bed tomorrow.

 

[Barbas]

^ And you should have paid the fine!

< No, that definitely won't get old.

v I know you!

 

[TKhanman]

^ Yes it is I! Tkhan the 3rd destroyer of the Earth-men!
< I demand a % 20 income tribute!
v Slay 10 rats.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd rather be a Greybeard.

< I cannot.

v You and you alone can accomplish this task!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Can too.

< Doubters.

V I don't need anyone's help, especially not of a baka like you.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Oh, that's fine, I'll help anyway.

< *shoots*

v I love the smell of blown-up tsuns in the morning.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ But Tsunderes are too kawaii to hate

< Painis monkey

V I got 7 Mac-11s, about 8 .38s, 9 9s, 10 Mac-10s

 

[Barbas]

^ The shit's never-ending.

< You can't touch my riches.

v Not even if you had MC Hammer and a .357, bitches!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah..."riches"...

< Somehow talking of Tsuns has me thinking of GlaDOS, but I find GlaDOS naught but an annoyance in Poker Night 2. Dat voice tho.

V (something scathing)

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Negative review is negative

< This world is not fit for me

V Constants and variables, constants and variables everywhere

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Goddamnit mate, I still have physics homework to procrastinate, stop reminding me!

< Perfect ratios are 75-25.

v Unless we're talking money, in which case it's 10-90 to me.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ o __ o ...

< Alrighty, then!

V I think I may have been rused.

 

[Barbas]

^ I would say so.

< Hates Monopoly.

v Don't trust the bankers!

 

[Brownie80]

^ Barbas boldly broadcasted bringing bad bankers...to justice?
< Could NOT find enough alliteration to successfully alliterate that attempt at alliteration.
V I can't even English.

 

[Barbas]

^ Neither can I, in all seriousness.

< Again, in all seriousness, I can speak English quite well.

v Perception, it makes or breaks a man.