the ^ < V game

[EilaliE]

^ Ah, well. Alright, here you go: :c

< Posting on the phone is sort of difficult.

v Doctor, will my laptop survive?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not in your hands, butterfingers.

< Zing!

V Can run on a toaster.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Only for a step, unless it's a really large toaster.

< I can run on a treadmill, though.

v You like hamster wheels?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ They're quite boring without a hamster inside of them.

< Can't have one without the other.

V Meinshao.

 

[Fijiman]

^ What?

< Thinks Headsprouter should draw something anyway, even if it's not related to this thread obtaining OVER 9000 posts.

V What do you think?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ He's done enough damage

< The thin line between Proud and Stubborn

V Brush Heavy's dick hair, NOW!

 

[Dr.Susse]

^I will.

< WITH BULLETS!

V Music time?

 

[Barbas]

^
< We need a good Hall of Thanes here.

v Have a complementary bottle of Jarl!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Did you trap Balgruuf in a bottle? How?

< Swag. [http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/200/6/a/swaggioptile_by_headsprouter-d7rcc1l.jpg]

V Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

 

[TKhanman]

^ Well I AM hot and sticky....
< Sotaku is a name now
V Name your child after me! *Dramatic Death*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Why would I do that?

< Resplendent in it's madness

V Would you like to play with madness?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That sounds unsafe.

< Merp.

V 95% nonsense.

 

[username sucks]

^ Only on Wednesdays.

< I've been away from the forum games quite a while, huh?

v Boop Boop bedo be dobe beep be doop, be doe be doop be doo.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Look out, it's the Baz-bo Billy-Bob!

< *damage intensifies*

V Nice and clean 80%.

 

[EilaliE]

¨ Is that a statement or a question (or perhaps even a suggestion)'questionmarkhereplz'

< So, yeah. The laptop seems fine, but...

v tHE KYBOARD REALLY IS A LOST CSE.

 

[Fijiman]

^ So is your ability to spell the word gorfenhibbeldockelbocken without cheating.

< Eating popcorn.

V Blarging it up.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Balrging, actually.

<

¨ Is that a statement or a question (or perhaps even a suggestion)'questionmarkhereplz'

It's a statement, I did 80% damage (to the thread or the escapist in general, your choice), referencing UltraDeth's comment, earlier. I plucked the "nice and clean" from what people always say in Pokemon competitive battling. :/

Can't tell if dead shift key or dead "/?" key... Wait...it was obvs the "/?" key that was dead...

V Do whatever you want, I don't care.

 

[username sucks]

^ *murders a family of bricks*

< Yes, bricks have families.

v they are just like people, you know.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Maybe.

< Maybe.

V Smells of babies.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Because I've been babysitting you all day, dear.

<

It's a statement, I did 80% damage (to the thread or the escapist in general, your choice), referencing UltraDeth's comment, earlier. I plucked the "nice and clean" from what people always say in Pokemon competitive battling. :/

Oh, I see! I get it now. Thanks for explaining.

Can't tell if dead shift key or dead "/?" key... Wait...it was obvs the "/?" key that was dead...

Actually, there was no wrong answer. They were both dead. However, all of the keys are working perfectly fine now. Odd.

v My keyboard officially just pulled a Jesus.