the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Thanks!

< ...I think.

v Hlaalu, Redoran or Telvanni?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm Falanu, House Hlaalu, as if that matters, here.

< Now I proceed to ask a question about necrophilia.

V I'm socially acceptable!

 

[Barbas]

^ That's only one cosmonaut's opinion!

< Um...

v Nice pair.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ These are very good sneakers

< Gold (Da Ba Dee)

V Beware of men who try to insert heavy objects down your dickhole

Spoiler

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

< *starts preparations*

v Have I got a gift for you!

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, I love gifts!

< Hold on, let me just make some room *Detonates previous Trojan horse*.

v Are-a you readee?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ !? [http://youtu.be/iqT0iFZifgw?t=58s]

< Fancy linked text.

V Ye.

 

[Barbas]

^ I knew that you would do this.

< I love this.

v Does it also remind you of home?

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Is it on fire?

< If so, then yes.

v Look down at the sky. Now go ahead, what's up?

 

[Barbas]

^ Bats.

< It's a different thing each time.

v What do you see?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Clouds

< Show them no hesitation

V In the grim darkness of the future, Librarians don't mess about

 

[Barbas]

^ Don't steal their bananas.

< I made that mistake once. It was a bad move.

v You are a wizard.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Delusion increased by 22

< I ain't no fortunate one

V Wash my dick, maggot!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ UltraDeth is 9 letters. 9/3 equals 3.

< The triangle has 3 points. The Illuminati pyramid is a triangle.

v UltraDeth is Illuminati confirmed.

 

[EilaliE]

^ I have been acutely aware of that fact since I was a child.

< Assumed everyone knew.

v I already know exactly who and what you are, even if you attempt to deceive me.

 

[Kricketz]

^Mind boggling!

<Mind bottling?

V Mind...EXPLOSION!

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, that picture gave me one.

< That takes a lot.

v I think it was the rhythm.

 

[Kricketz]

^ I hear Lipton Peach Ice Tea does that to ya

< Ahhh refreshing!

V ...I don't get paid to advertise (´&#12539;&#9697;&#12539;&#65344

 

[EilaliE]

^ That's what they all say.

< Ugh, I should consider going bald during summer.

v Are you saying you want to proceed like we did yesterday?

 

[Barbas]

^ *Heavy lifting*. >( o _ o )>

< ...

v *Crunch*.