the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ No thanks, I hate coffee.

< Ability: Contrary.

V 'Member me?

 

[TKhanman]

^ Oh yeah, you're that guy who killed that other guy!
< Bought a thing on Amazon.
V Press x to counter this comment.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *picks up TKhanman*

< *throws off cliff* You're just a cheap knockoff of Fijiman!

V WHAT IS A MAN!?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A bloke, A chap, a dude, a lad, a MAN!

< Hates it when people don't give good replies to my posts

V If the next person is Fijiman or someone like him, I'm gonna start shooting

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't associate with those Fiji-Men!

< You see, I was born of class...and NOBILITY!

V What the hell is a "Fiji", anyway? A code-word for poopy-head?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think it's a place in space somewhere.

< Does not our lord Cloister live there?

v You can start shooting now if you want.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Need a fresh clip and we're golden

< French fries a-go-go

V Just go up the apples and pears, do an Isle of Wight on the Old Reg and head through the double Bobby Moore's. Good little drum & bass, 5 teapot lid a pint of Forsythe saga.

 

[Barbas]

^ (When in doubt, smile and nod).

< *Reading*.

v Doesn't know the word.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ [Cockney Rhyming-slang intensifies]

< Stop, look and shoot

V Canadians can't make cartoons [small] *joke* [/small]

 

[Fijiman]

^ You expect me to come up with a witty retort to that?

< He must be joking.

V Is he?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You could say blarg like you normally do.

< Saw the new Apes movie today. Then I came home, slept and had a very trippy dream.

V [SCENE MISSING]

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes. What?

< [REDACTED].

v Now look what you've done. Stop twiddling that thing at once!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *flicking switch on and off* Huehuehue.

< Just watched Misery. Ho lee fook was that a great film.

V I'm your biggest fan!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That's what they all say

< Bangers and Cash

V Are you trying to amuse, Comrade?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, this is Spain.

< He's thinking of Russia.

v Has the key of Woodman.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *screams*

< I liked the part where the insane woman got beat up because patriarchy!

V Creepy.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Just about the right amount.

< I will also add two tablespoons of insanity to-

v Ooops, the whole bottle fell in!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Eh, it'll be fine.

< Just add some more salt and they'll never know the difference.

V Is good cook.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Only when it comes to sweets, Mr. You-Forgot-The-Blarg.

< Other than that, I could burn the house down while trying to open the fridge.

v Thank you very much for the only-slightly-burned cookies.

 

[Barbas]

^ Provided with love and care!...Sort of.

< Splurging.

v Prefers artillery to tanks.