the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ *Shrugs* ...eh.

< Pause right here.

v You see that?

 

[Fijiman]

^ It's a...

< SHARKNADO!

V You gonna get eaten by a shark?

 

[Malbourne]

^ I've boarded up my windows. Why would-

< OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

v PLEASE SEND HELP. I'M AT-ggghhk.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Dials in artillery*.

< That'll f**kin' learn 'em!

v ...I hope. Better send backup.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ HEADSPROUTER drops in!

< Damaged goods!

V I am here to liberate you!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *stands there surrounded by dead guards with broken handcuffs* Like I needed help

< Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

V I present you the Zero Punctuation Endless Curly-Wurly award for Longest time without a bad episode

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Endless Curly-Wurly? I feel sick by the time i've finished a regular-sized one!

< My cat brought home another dead mouse last night.

V Adventuuure!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Grab your friends

< Resplendent descent into merchants

V What is this I see before me?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ What you are witnessing is but a speck of dust carried away by the winds of history.

< Insignificant though your life is, you should continue on the road that has been laid before you.

v Only then will your tale live on, treasured by those that bid you farewell.

 

[EilaliE]

^ But alas, my guest's life has now ended, his tale left unwritten.

< Got done reading all of the new books.

v What year is it?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It could be any, in the wacky world of Timesplitters!

< Plug.

V Product placement.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Buy Blarg.

< Buy Blarg.

V Buy Blarg.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay.

< Your Blargenacity skill increased.

V This is too slow. Teach me about blarging so I may grow my skills faster.

 

[Malbourne]

^ *DING* You've leveled your blarging skill. Please wait a day before training again.

< What exactly do I look good in? GAH! Out with this wardrobe!

v HEY. [small]Give me your clothes...[/small]

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Get your own!

< Cape & Capability

V Don't tell me I've gone too far

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The sky's the limit, breh.

< Nice and Headsprouter.

V Nice and powerful next poster.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Yes, that's what being a Goddess is all about.

< Life is a piece of cake.

v Tea is a cup of life.

 

[Barbas]

^ That is difficult to argue with.

< Coffee is probably close, though...*sips*...

v The chest-haired one.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Who, me?

< I'm similar to a fishing line in one way.

V I'm hooked on you.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Flapping*.

< *Eating toast and drinking tea*.

v You look devious.