the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ We really don't know.

< But we think they went that way.

v Just follow the arrows.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ They lead behind this suspicious bookcase

< Elementary dear reader

V We need another British Empire

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

^ good god NO
< Voted Yes
v laughs that everyone else Voted No

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes.

< When I vote to scramble teams and the entire winning team votes no instantly. "No! I like my meaningless wins against teams of players much less skilled than mine!" Sad.

V A fellow motorist does something that upsets you. What do you do?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I overtake him and give him the middle finger.

< Has a job interview for an internship tomorrow.

v Please wish me luck.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I hope you over-boil eggs and watch a birdy.

< Shoots walruses at night.

V Can't seem to have a nice garden no matter how hard they flail.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I don't do gardening

< French Pies

V You dare play Hide-&-Seek with an Eldritch horror?

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Cthulhu may be undefeated champion for 10,000 years.

< Still trying, though.

V Where the hell has Lovecraft gone?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ He's been dead for 77 years

< Where he lies dreaming

V That put a wrench in your soup

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I will have my revenge

< *Throws soup in UltraDeth's face*

v Hey there.

 

[Barbas]

^ 'Sup.

< *Leaves for food*.

v ...

 

[Fijiman]

^ ...

< This is awkward.

V MAKE IT LESS AWKWARD!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Um, um, wait, how?

< *Begins removing shirt*

v Did that help?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, you can't block out awkwardness with sexual tension!

< Played the ORAS demo. Free stuff and mega Glalie, woo. Hoping a third mega is revealed when it hits America.

V Does this [http://pokebeach.com/news/1014/english/mega-glalie.jpg] look like the face of mercy?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ All dem teeth

< Dentistry is not cheap

V Can I borrow a few hundred grand? The World won't conquer itself

 

[Barbas]

^ Just be back by dinner time.

< *Rings bell*.

v Take this message to your leader: wink wonk splunge.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Sure thing.

< *Throws it in the nearest bin*

v Want to see a magic trick?

 

[Fijiman]

^ NO!

< Has a stiff neck right now.

V Smells like syrup.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Your sense of smell is mistaken

< Watashi Kiashi buto seyappo

V Have you ever tasted your breath?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes. Raspberries and passionfruit.

< Lawks-a-lawdy.

v Just a poor wee Urkel.