the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Pretty kewl.

< Just had lunch. It was tacos.

v I'm sorry about the mess.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What about the smell?

< Trimmed my nails

V Can I have some money? I wish to restart the British Empire

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< For it is time for the Meme Empire to rise!

V We only ask for a donation of $10 per person.

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

^ I don't have that kind of money!

< I am skint

v Give me money!

 

[Barbas]

^ But I only have geese.

< *Honk*.

v Give me all of your rubber buttons.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Or else?

< Help Police! I'm being robbed!

v What are you looking at?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not you.

< Blarg.

V Hasn't seen the latest version of Super Soup Player.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I wouldn't deserve to be a part of this community if I hadn't.

< Trying to chain a shiny weedle. Sadly my high chains have always broken thanks to bad luck. It doesn't even make me angry, anymore...

V Uh-oh, do you know what that music means?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Jaws is back!

< Or Bruce, if you want to be proper.

V Mind blowing nun-chuck action!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Kung-Fu noises*

< Warhammer 100,000

V Are you the Spaps who loved me?

 

[Barbas]

^ We really don't know.

< But we think they went that way.

v Just follow the arrows.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ They lead behind this suspicious bookcase

< Elementary dear reader

V We need another British Empire

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

^ good god NO
< Voted Yes
v laughs that everyone else Voted No

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes.

< When I vote to scramble teams and the entire winning team votes no instantly. "No! I like my meaningless wins against teams of players much less skilled than mine!" Sad.

V A fellow motorist does something that upsets you. What do you do?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I overtake him and give him the middle finger.

< Has a job interview for an internship tomorrow.

v Please wish me luck.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I hope you over-boil eggs and watch a birdy.

< Shoots walruses at night.

V Can't seem to have a nice garden no matter how hard they flail.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I don't do gardening

< French Pies

V You dare play Hide-&-Seek with an Eldritch horror?

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Cthulhu may be undefeated champion for 10,000 years.

< Still trying, though.

V Where the hell has Lovecraft gone?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ He's been dead for 77 years

< Where he lies dreaming

V That put a wrench in your soup

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I will have my revenge

< *Throws soup in UltraDeth's face*

v Hey there.