the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ *Wakes up screaming*.

< Last night, I dreamt of a terrible accident.

v You weren't there, luckily.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Well.....

< I was the one who caused the accident in your dreams mate.

v Malt liquor!

 

[Barbas]

^ I prefer a nice cider.

< Or red wine, sometimes.

v Doesn't agree.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Not really fond of red wine.

< Not really fond of lot of alcohol, but I can still drink it

v CAN YOU?!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can only drink cider...beer does not seem to be possible.

< Wine's okay. A shot or two is fine, also.

V That's a delicious-looking arm.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Trust me I taste terrible.

< Can't think of something funny to write here.

v But I'm sure you can.

 

[Barbas]

^ I can give it a shot.

< I haven't heard from my cousin in years. Then again, he is hopelessly dead.

v Quick, do someone!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *drinks viagra-infused beverage*

< Hoo-boy!

V I'm in so much pain right now.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Hang on I will call an ambulance

<
v You are to late he's already dead.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ No, I CAN EAT HIM NOW!

< Nomnomnomnom HEADSPROUTER DELICIOUS!

v What?!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ He's eating people....without condiments!!!

< Chuckle vision

V No need to be a creampuff, matey-boy

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ But it's so fucking delicious!

< OMGOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOOMOMOOMOMMOMM

v IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ninjaaa!!

< Those ambulance sirens were friggin' eerie. Sounds like something you'd put in a psychological horror movie.

V Hey, give me back my arm!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Why won't Ultramarines do anything about the ninja problem?

< Soiled diapers everywhere

V Please fap me

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ I give pretty shit handjobs, seeing as I dont have hands.

< My claws feel sharp today, I should probably cut them a bit.

v what do you think?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Do you want blood all over your fur?

< I can't believe I'm giving handjob advice.

V Hello...!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Hello mate,

< whats cooking mate

v mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate maybe I should stop....

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ctrl+V up the...knee?

< Waiting for a friend to get back to his computer...

V Fear me! For I am walking in your direction!

 

[TheRiddler]

^[checks country] You're going to be walking for a while.

< Does his research.

V What do cows drink?

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Cognac.

< Which is better than what I drink.

v On a completely unrelated note, Kobe Beef is about 50% more delicious than human baby.