the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ But I don't like the king.

< Blarging it up.

V Smelling the town.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Mmmm, smells like pollution.

< How did this get pushed to the second page?

v I BET YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE!

 

[Barbas]

^ D:

< I can't handle the responsibility for that!

v This is your shift! I was never here! *Scarpers*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ He's scarpering! Somebody stop him!

< *chortle*

V *static*

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Bout out go to bed.

V Could you check to see if the anti-scampering drones have caught Barbas yet?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Still searching

< But we'll find him *Captain Ahab intensifies*

V Give £10 a week to me. No reason

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Call it "UltraTax".

< Sounds like medication.

V Parallelogram.

 

[Barbas]

^ Fucking trapezoid!

< Fuck off!

v BUM CRUMPETS Hi!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Heyo!

< Scream Fortress is proving to be profitable.

V Spooky scary.

 

[Fijiman]

^
< Is tired.

V Make sure to not have a spoopy Halloween.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No worries, my defences are in place

< 4spoopy6me

V Do you have first world problems?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Do you want an example?

< Well you're getting nowt.

V Mysterious little guy.

 

[Barbas]

^ I am more wee than little.

< Black pudding is OK, but a little filling for breakfast.

v Doesn't like strawberry juice much.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well, I don't like strawberry milk shake or strawberry ice cream and think actual strawberries are overrated.

< Well gee I guess it's not something I'd end up liking!

V Don't knock it till ya tried it.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Thanks for the advice.

< I will find someone alse to do it.

v Is wearing a tinfoil hat.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Them aliens won't read my thoughts

< I have the weirdest idea right now

V What does Feminism smell like?

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

^ Crap. Lots and lots of crap.
< Smells Nice
v Smell me!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ No!

< I am going to go go-karting.

v You want to come to?

 

[Dalek Caan]

^Sure

< *Has horrific flashback of previous go-karting trip*

V Do you provide free counseling?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'm sorry, you're in the wrong office.

< Free counseling is three doors down, this is the free face slapping office.

V Would you like a mackerel?