the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ YES YOU ARE!

< Waiting for a game to finish updating.

V Has a moose in a unicycle.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I don't. That would be animal cruelty.

< I feel very tired

v Can I have your attention?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yuss.

< Wotsit, wotsit???

v Fears to squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.

 

[pyramid head grape]

^ they might be watching us!

< WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE TREEEEEEEES

V YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU!

 

[Barbas]

^ I might be, stranger.

< *Snickers under hood*.

v Whaddaya buyin'?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Money.

< Needs a balloon.

V *crosses fingers* I cast a typo curse upon thee!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ How could you imagine such a thing?

< Finally has Steam friends

V Don't tell them they are just tools for getting achievements, TOOLS! Friends are benefits

 

[Kae]

^ I guess so?

< I don't have many, Steam or otherwise.

v Will be my friend?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ As long you send the friend request because I am to lazy for that.

< I am not good with making friends either.

v Want to hug me? It's free of charge.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I think we need to slow down.

< UltraDeth has one tenth the hours I have in TF2, yet has a similar amount of achievements. Yeah, well...I have hats.

V VIRTUAL haaats!

 

[Euryalus]

^ Indeed I have hats

< Some virtual and some not

V So says this haiku

 

[Barbas]

^

I once had a hat.
I left it in a Denny's.
Now I'm sad; no hats.

< *Rhyming terribly*.

v Where's the lamb sauce?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Indeed it does.

< Didn't.

V Did.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Past

< Present

v And the future

 

[Twintix]

^ Woah, so I'm Skuld? Sweet!

< Where's my cow?

V Is that my cow?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Well it was your cow now it is my diner. Want some?

< Thinking about what to do tonight.

v I have some old Pokemon card lying around. Do you want them?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No, but I'll take any valuables

< Poke cards are sort of valuable

V Oi! No laying landmines after 6pm

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But daaaaaaaaaaad!

< What a boring aul ****.

V What are you doing with that soap?

 

[Barbas]

^ I cannot tell you exactly, but there will be blancmange.

< Lots and lots of it.

v Give me the pudding hammer.

 

[pyramid head grape]

^ It'll cost you mind!

< =^-^=

V rainy day?