the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I shall fetch the kawaii keys immediately.

< Stop that.

v Sorry.

 

[EilaliE]

^ You will be forgiven.

< Only if...

v You know the secret of the window.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ You mean the secret window we used back in highschool to spy on the girls in their changing room?

< If yes then my answer is no. We didn't have such a window at my highschool.

v Did yours have one?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but we had a window with a broken latch that allowed access to the Forbidden Zone.

< It was always fun in the Forbidden Zone, if a little bit dark.

v Here are the chocolate chip cookies that were requisitioned by Lieutenant Skippy. Treat them as you would your firstborn.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ OK.

< *Break them into crumbs and feeds them to a flock of birds*

v What?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Sick motherf*cker!

< Put a price on that c*nts life

V Call Google, the enemy are speaking in tongues

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No need, I am an expert in tongue-en-ese.

< Thhppp.

V HELLO!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Why are you yelling at me? I'm standing right next to you.

< Just got dinner.

V Just got killed by some lucky noob.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'll run him over with a tank!

< *Fumes*.

v Ma'am, hold it or wear it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *groaning*

< Ground.

V Steel.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Steel what? STEEL WHAT?!

< Will be going to bed soon.

V Has a fascination with napkins.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can get through quite a lot of them IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

< Because I have a cold.

V Yep.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Says you

< Mr cheeky

V You're not a real Space Marine!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ well at least im not a fgt

< *gif of black guys reacting to that sick burn*

V I'm not a rapper.

 

[Barbas]

^ I am a human bean.

< I think I may have already done that one, come to think of it.

v Plum pudding?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No thanks.

< Almost done.

V Soon we will be reuinited, my love...

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Oh Headsprouter senpai, you're so romantic!

< Maybe it's time to go with someone else though.

v How about You? You look quite delicious handsome.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It cannot be, for I'm in love with myself

< The handsome rogue

V God hates Spawncampers

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I sure hope so.

< Dat one asshole comp player in a pub tf2 server who abandons objectives and camps spawn, having fun at the expense of everyone else. Almost always a demoman or soldier with a medic buddy.

v Splendid.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes indeed!

< It's splendid!

v Really pleased.