the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ My soul is prepared, brother. How's yours?

< A nice tin of beerade would be nice tonight.

v Fancy the red ones? I like the blue myself. The purple are liable to cause hallucinations of Smee; the mixture isn't quite perfected yet.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I prefer gold,only gold
< 10 days and counting

V Do you get depressed this time of year?

 

[Twintix]

^Nah. I'm always depressed.

< Those hair lice are finally gone!

V Urgent mission! Throw me the keys!

 

[EilaliE]

^ WHICH KEYS?? WHICH KEYS?!

< *Throws the Control key*.

v ... What are you going to do with it?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Combine it with the Z key to undo its thrown-ness.

< Life hacks.

V What are you smiling at?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Silly videos.

< Wishes his new computer would just fucking work instead of insisting on being a stubborn piece of shit.

V Has no computer problems.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ have you tried turning it off and back on again?

< has earned his no-computer-problem status the hard way

v is a primary target of SkyNET

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You are terminated

< SkyNET seriously needs to be patched

V I won't interrupt this episode for a pound

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Will you for TWO pounds?

< Want to see a rubber band ball give birth to rubber band ball babies? Watch this. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2sJadTbuxo]

V *eyebrow flexing*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Pouts*.

< *Duckwalk*.

v Goose.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Overgrown duck

< Has a metaphorical hovercraft

V I will not buy this record, it is scratched

 

[EilaliE]

^ But, sir, you're the one who scratched it.

< So, you better buy it.

v Pay up.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Can I pin?

< otherwise you can only have ?10

v Why are you naked? And what are you doing in my front garden?

 

[Barbas]

^ This is for an art project.

< You see, if I stand here with my balls out, it's art.

v You may choose to thank me later. You may also hate me. Both get me fans.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Tru.

< Social commentary.

V I represent the faceless bureaucrats.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No you don't.

< Quack.

V Watch out for falling bricks.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh no!

< *Clunk*.

v Bonjour.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ merci beaucoup

< oui oui

v croissant?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Bon Voyage, Crouton!

< Crocket express

V Now this is pony magic

 

[Barbas]

^ I see.

< It is wet all year round.

v What do you see with your eyes closed?