the ^ < V game

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ wherever's getting the least ash right now

< could go for some ash yam soup

v deserves a good swift kick in the ash

 

[Barbas]

^ Ketchum or Hole?

< He's watching porn, fer Christ's sake.

v Get 'em off an' do yer job!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ But durke dur!

< Fucking immigrants coming here stealing our jurbs and drinking our booze.

v Wanna see beeg American Teetees?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Sure, Roman

< Flying things

V I'm Jim Fucking Sterling, son

 

[Barbas]

^ Stop using the crappy pistol!

< God damn it, he makes me so mad.

v Flagged!

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ It's the fuzz.

< Cheese it.

v What do we do now mac!

 

[Barbas]

^ We gotta take over, Frankie.

< Inch...by...inch.

v ( .) ___ ( .)

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Double entendre

< At least I think it is

V Phaggot

 

[Headsprouter]

^ phgt*

< I like dis gaem.

V Reported.

 

[Barbas]

^ In your ass, maybe!

< That means donkey in France.

v A groovy person.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *funky jive*

< Just watched the killing monsters trailer for the Witcher 3. I haven't even finished the two prior games but...*whimpers with hype*

V Nuts about nuts.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ hopefully the kind that isedible?

< Like pistachio nuts.

v Hmmmmm

 

[Barbas]

^ Huuuuuuuhhh...

< Yep.

v He's suffering from acute duck exhaustion.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Please, Merasmus...no more ducks...

< pl_whatliesbelow

V Thepayloadisnearingthecheckpoint!

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ Then get to the chopper.

< Laying down cover fire.

v Hurry or you're gonna be left behind.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *grabs speed powerup*

< I should create an artistic rendition of that.

V Can I borrow some talent?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ you won't get blood from this stone

< resigned to his fate of talentless drone

v oughta be on one'a them shows what's got the singing and dancing and things

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ How much will you pay me to publicly humiliate myself on tv?

< Whatever it is it won't be enough.

v Maybe you want to take my place

 

[Barbas]

^ I have to wax the cat that day.

< I can't do it.

v We'd better do that live instead.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Fix it in the edit

< I love the smell of tea in the morning

V Has nicer legs than Hitler