the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Bu I cannot be both him and Sandra Dee!

< Shaggers, Shaggers!

v Show us yer dick!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You see dat?

< Stop laughing!

v Scout is mad because his dick is so tiny!

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, that silly Scout!

< I think his mother is a whore.

v I didn't say that, it was Spy.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I am not the spy you are looking for.

< Blarg.

V Has peppers where their eyes should be.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ what, you don't?

< can't believe that people walk around with eyes where their peppers should be; what if you suddenly want peppers?

v replaced their liver with a Stairmaster, which may not be entirely practical

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I knew someone who did and has a pulsing belly

< The science of re-selling stolen goods

V We run at 666fps, customer

 

[Headsprouter]

^ SATAN.

< Eating bread.

v BREAD. Uncut.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hummus.

< Porous.

v Borous Walrus.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The Ultimate species of walrus

< Finished the Quake expansions

V Please ask the staff support about our policy regarding # Random documents and audio logs #

 

[Fijiman]

^ Make me.

< Has a dentist appointment today. Not looking forward to it.

V Is living in a log.

 

[Barbas]

^ It's floating in a bog.

< I like dog.

v Hates fog.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ fog is ok

< ikr

v idk

 

[Twintix]

^ lol k

< Hepp hepp hepp

V Rubba dub dub, there's a shark in the tub.

 

[Barbas]

^ OH JESUS!

< AHH LORD JESUS!

v Oh. She lied!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Tch, women

< Has a hairy back

V What sick man deploys terrible Indy games on a professional critic?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think he went for the Foreign Quarter.

< I'll summon the Ordinators.

v Give us a chip?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure.

< The Witcher 2 makes me feel claustrophobic.

v Cramped.

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but I feel a little drowsy.

< That was a strange pokemon.

v The count?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not here.

< Not there.

V Not anywhere.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's got to be here somewhere

< Arr matey, and all that

V Your frame rate is too fast