the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I 'unno. Gift of life and all.

< Ungrateful wee sod.

v Ain't never seen the like.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thank you, I had it installed yesterday.

< It drives people mad, see?

v *Plays jingle*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Where's the screwdriver?

< *rips out annoying beeper*

V *Cranial explosion in sexualized slow motion*

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh no!

< *Scanners moment*.

v Coming up next!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Teletubbies!

<
v That was the last time anyone heard something from you.

 

[Barbas]

^ Blech!

< Rush Limbaugh? Go back to your dread keep!

v Nah, come off it, that's nonsense!

 

[Fijiman]

^ NEVER!

< WaitingNevermind.

V Sitting.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Hey this is my seat!
< *Shoves person in my seat out of the way*
V Slaps across the face with a trout.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's on!

< Round 1. Fight!

V What kind of PC fascist doesn't play Survival horror?

 

[Barbas]

^ The dashing kind.

< Which course...?

v Do you know?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ There's only one course.

< Intercourse!

v Let's see what you're made of!

 

[Fullmetal Heart]

^ Jelly!

< Probably not the best but it'll do.

v *tries to hit person in the face* *misses*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Ducks*.

< *Transforms into flock of geese*.

v Honk honk honkhonkhonk!

 

[Fullmetal Heart]

^*gets slightly confused at the attacking geese*

<*tries to slap the flock as a form of defense. they seem to be quite attracted to jelly*

v*fails miserably*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Crashes into wind farm*.

< *Wind farm explodes*.

v Daaaaamn. Respawning.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You call that self-defence?

< *hides in the shadows waiting for the guards to leave*

V May I show you who is the boss?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I answer to nobody!

< Unless you raise your voice...

v Och!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Ach.

< bored

v Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, just yesterday at the inn.

< Mustard.

v Fancy a roast pig?

 

[Brownie80]

^ I for one am always in the mood for bacon.

< No Turkey bacon or Canadian bacon. Aka fake bacon.

V No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!