the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ It's gonna get fucked, son!

< Wait... ( ._.)

v No... ( *_*)

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That came out wronger than necessary

< Blue-meanie in a half-shell

V Am I too English for you, Cupcake?

 

[tilmoph]

^ No, just not MURICAN enough
< Is now looking up America, Fuck Yeah!
v Why do I have such random thoughts?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Because you are on of us.

< Blarg.

V Those pants look terrible on you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Maybe I should try yours.

< Nippleshirts, for extra warmth.

v Thanks for that.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Your Welcome.

< It's about time someone appreciated me.

V Love me.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Only if you come with money and/or sex...
< I accept cash or credit!
v Now, what's the song's name again?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

^ Mambo #5

< Will take any money you give him.

v Is in a better place financially this month.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not worried, but I've been more comfortable cashwise.

< It's because I'm doing more things!

v The gall.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ My bladder

< I believe I'm on the last level of Thief: Gold. It's been demanding

V Why is a witch cooking our meals?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Because she's child-friendly?
< She not my wife, though...
v But, she is preggers with twins!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My twins!

< HA-HAHH

v WHERE ARE MY PILLS

 

[Barbas]

^ I. DON'T. GNOME.

< Babblebabblebabble- *smack*.

v Dark secrets in your past, I see.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ great, now I'm being blackmailed by Yoda

< each and every one of those eight midgets was a consenting adult

v put on the mariachi costume without a single protest

 

[Fijiman]

^ Why would I protest that?

< *dawns outfit and begins running around the room while poorly playing a guitar and singing off key in a terrible Mexican accent*

V Are you enjoying this as much as me?

 

[FPLOON]

^ I sure am! *continues thrusting*
< The lip-sync battle's almost starting...
v Did you know that Doctor Who is coming to Disney [XD, that is]?

 

[tilmoph]

^ I did not and now I am happy
< Waiting for the happy to inevitably be killed
v No love for you. Love sold out. Do have lots of lazy though, give you a good price!

 

[FPLOON]

^ How much you asking?
< I could listen to Morgan Freeman talking about how we're all bigots all day...
v Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this [over]world!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That's what happens when you deal with lowlifes

< You should rip out the throats of each and everyone of them

V WAKE UUUUUPPPP! To the sounds of Noise Marine Death metal!

 

[sky14kemea]

^ I prefer something a little more gentle on the ears, pls.

< help me

v Run! before it's over for you too!