the ^ < V game

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I found him; he works at a bed-and-breakfast in Scranton

< he only does the warrior thing part-time now

v is a weekend samurai

 

[Fijiman]

^ NEVER!

< Smells of cigarettes and beer. I partake in niether.

V Questions physics.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Doesn't questions me?
< My name is Joe... and my weapon is a Bazooka...
v You be starin' at me jewels!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You must polish them every day.

< When I said I wanted to get sickening, I didn't mean I wanted that squid to be bad.

v Next time I'll order kid.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Couldn't handle adult, huh?
< Too much calories wasted on nothing...
v BUST A NUT MOVE!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ White heat

< That was a sick joke

V HAVE YOU SEEN BARRY SCOTT?!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I heard him first.

< Croaky morning voice.

v A dog.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, but my cousins have one.

< Squwanking.

V Have you seen what I've seen?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I've seen something that should not let it be

< Admiral Pepper's lonely hearts ad

V *death growls* Would you like to buy some flowers? *frightening solos intensifies*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ How deathly and frightening. But good value loosens my coin purse.

< My friend's dog is needy.

v *pat pat*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *snuggle snuggle*
< *cough cough*
v *swallows*

 

[Twintix]

^ *spit*
< Phew, riding Icelandic horses is harder than you'd think.
V *Could totally go for some cheesecake right now*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Does cheesecake taste cheesy at all?

< Why can't there be a non-poisonous chemical that makes social situations easier?

v Schwarz.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It is with me?
< Lots of DVR shit to catch up on...
v Falcon's Punch-Out!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Counter with a knife to the chest

< Looking for something to enjoy

V Are your ears full of shit?

 

[FPLOON]

^ It's full of "wax-on wax-off", actually...
< Watching a horror movie before bed?
v JUMP SCARE!

 

[Twintix]

^ Aaaaaaah!

< Apparently allergic to horses. Or hay.

V Do you get carsick?

 

[FPLOON]

^ No, just get sick of bars...
< Nintendo Lounge, here I come!
v N.W.A. stands for wat?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ New World Animation

< 200% Myself

V Ya bloody puker! Ya got puke on my engines!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I like to think of myself as...the first sign they got a bit overzealous...

< But as for the vomit, sincere apologies but I refuse to be filed with the token bodily fluid spewer...

v Ha ha, yes indeed! *adjusts monocle*