the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^

Spoiler: Well, let's have a look see

< This is my turn to post

V We will fist the OP out of you

 

[FPLOON]

^ Sexually?
< Sexually non-sexual...
v Sexually sexual!

 

[Barbas]

^ I choose yes.

< *Spins disks*.

v Are you phat enough?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I choose yes.

< Found a centipede in his underwear. Thankfully before he put them on.

v Crease monkey.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ These shirts haven't been ironed!

< Yomp it!

V Dammit, someone telefragged in the kitchen!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Wasn't me... this time.

< Wishes that fast food places would stop fucking up his orders.

V Smells of whiskey and skunks.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I have the "moist" part , but not the "towelette" part...
< Humans hooked me on Day 1!
v Have you had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-through-Friday plane?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The ol' spit-shine'll do the trick.

< *yawn*

v Ayyy.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Needs to go to sleep.

V What are you doing?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Act a fool!
< 2 Fast 2 Furious theme...
v Remember Ludacris?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ He was absurd

< I made a funny!

V Bad ol' puddy tat

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Bad Tweety bird.

< Needs hay for bunnies.

v Yep, it's wood.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Yep, it's a steel...
< Spring cleaning during the Summer?
v I'm so fancy!

 

[Fijiman]

^ But are you fancy enough to win the Ultimate Fancy-Off?

< Did pretty much everything he set out to do today.

V Sees too many things.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Doesn't see enough things...
< Brings a new meaning to "I drink your milkshake"?
v TUT!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You called, mother?

< That awkward moment when you ask a deaf guy for assistance. "Could you tell me where I could find the- Oh, right, sorry."

v :E

 

[FPLOON]

^ :J
< :O
v :S

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Jerk off school?

< Stupid emoticons

V Assassin's feed on your pain

 

[Barbas]

^ That's a dirty name for a profession.

< Why do all companies sell "solutions" now?

v Bomb them!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Bomber Man!
< Pac Man...
v Jump-and-Shoot Man?