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Headsprouter

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^ Self-flagellation.

< Made poached eggs for the first time, they turned out 100% to my tastes. I'm really scared now.

v There goes the budget!
 

Fijiman

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^ You have pennies? Lucky.

< Wishes that the Escapist wasn't dying.

V Also misses the old days of the Escapist.
 

Headsprouter

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^ I was there for them, but I don't think i knew them.

< Contacted support to refund my subscription for this year.

v I've edited this post twice now trying to get a V section that i don't think i've used before. Please help.
 

Dr.Susse

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^ I can ban and I can drink beer.

< And I'm all out of.....Oh wait Found some.

V Had a can of Coke this week.
 

Fijiman

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^ Nope.

< Eating food during an hour long break.

V Launches teddy bears into orbit.
 

Headsprouter

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^ If they steal my vanilla coke.

< Has free time again, I've been working for 10 days straight. I started out by finisheing off the main campaign of Shovel Knight.

v I liked it.
 

Headsprouter

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^ I sure hope that hurries up. I hate responsibility.

< I'm gonna find a different way to bug whoever runs this site about refunding my subscription.

v Most unorthodox.
 

Headsprouter

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^ What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little *****? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I?ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo.

< Trying to mod Skyrim. I hope the next elder scrolls game doesn't use nif files. I'm sure when they work they're highly convenient way to store 3D objects and their texture paths, but they're the least intuitive things to work with and that's when they don't mangle UVs.

v Likes Japanese shit.
 

Fijiman

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^ Nah.

< Didn't bother reading Headsprouter's ^ response.

V FIRE THE WAFFLE CANNON!
 

Headsprouter

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^ You fool! How could you join the side of those who don't read the ^ section!?

< Been eyeing up kimchi recently, so I bought some kimchi instant ramen locally. The sourness was very welcome. I think I might try something closer to the real thing soon.

v Hates pickles.
 

Fijiman

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^ Yep.

< Has been mostly chatting with others from the Escapist on a Discord server we made.

V Sees all the doors.
 

Headsprouter

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^ Just like the Ouya!

< I've been playing Plague Knight. He's got so many bombs and so many ways to extend jump distance and air time that he almost feels cheap.

v The Dark Souls of forum posters.
 

Fijiman

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^ No?

< Actually thinking about buying two of the only good thing from the Creation Club. For some odd reason.

V The game crashed again.
 

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A Hermit's Cave
^ Actually, it didn't, it worked fine, the coding was perfect and the missus enjoyed it, thank you! -_-

< Is too lazy to do the cooking for lunch...

v Is going to buy me pizza...