the ^ < V game

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
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Aug 20, 2020
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On top of your sister
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Republic of Texas
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Hombre
first put an upward arrow, ^ to make an assumption about the poster above you, then something resembling a left arrow < and say something about yourself, then a down arrow of some description,V to make an assumption about the poster to follow you...there's no winner per se, but oh well lol

I'll go first
^ does not exist
< likes Pepsi
V is about to attempt smart-ass comment
 

morsomk

The Shape of Water was the worst movie of 2017.
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Apr 8, 2020
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Cold
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Drunk
^ I didn't succeed
< Was too slow
v Step yo game up
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
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Nov 27, 2009
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The Dreamlands
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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
^ Stepped up

< Stepped down

v Step aside fool!
 

Neuromancer

Endless Struggle
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Mar 16, 2012
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a homeless squat
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None
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Abolish
^ I only move when I feel like it!

< That being said I do feel like moving right now.

v Should I stay put to spite him, regardless?
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
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Nov 27, 2009
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712
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The Dreamlands
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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
^ Yes
< Too lazy to cook most of the time
v Will cook me dinner
 

Mister Mumbler

Pronounced "Throat-wobbler Mangrove"
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Jun 17, 2020
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Nowhere
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United States
^ Nope
< The perfect level of drunk for this
v Not drunk enough to deal with this shit
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
Legacy
Nov 27, 2009
5,792
712
118
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The Dreamlands
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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
^ Sure, just hope you know how to fly this thing.
< I definitely don't know how to fly.
v At least has Flight simulator experience.
 

Mister Mumbler

Pronounced "Throat-wobbler Mangrove"
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Jun 17, 2020
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United States
^ Flight simulator 98 experience, so we're all doomed to a low poly grave.
< Needs a vacation
v Probably needs a vacation too
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
Legacy
Nov 27, 2009
5,792
712
118
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The Dreamlands
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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
^ I've requested it 5 times, but they keep rejecting them.
< They owe me 3 years worth of vacation, no joke.
v Understands the struggle of the wage slave.
 

Neuromancer

Endless Struggle
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Mar 16, 2012
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a homeless squat
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None
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Abolish
^ I spent four years of my life living on milk and bread.

< Now at least, I get pasta and some meat occasionally

v Being part of Arbeitereinheitsfront is an experience, I tell you.
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
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Nov 27, 2009
5,792
712
118
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The Dreamlands
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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
^ Not one for me probably.
< Is running on fumes.
v Knows where to refill the tank.
 

Neuromancer

Endless Struggle
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Mar 16, 2012
5,035
530
118
a homeless squat
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None
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Abolish
^ You bet I do.

< I'm a natural refilling machine.

v Tell me the truth, you filled my tankard with piss, didn't you?
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
Legacy
Nov 27, 2009
5,792
712
118
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The Dreamlands
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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
^ It wasn't piss it was just the leaking anti-freeze from my car, so it's cool.
< Totally didn't steal that car.
v Definitely not the owner.
 

morsomk

The Shape of Water was the worst movie of 2017.
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Apr 8, 2020
102
9
23
Hell
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Cold
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Drunk
^ I don't own no car
< Can't afford one
v Can you?
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
Legacy
Nov 27, 2009
5,792
712
118
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The Dreamlands
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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
^ Well not if I purchase it but you know everything can be "free".
< Definitely not implying anything
v You can't prove anything!
 

Mister Mumbler

Pronounced "Throat-wobbler Mangrove"
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Jun 17, 2020
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Nowhere
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United States
^ Can't prove that I can't prove anything
< *Can't prove anything anyway*
v Has not found Jesus yet (you just love to drag out hide and seek don't you?)
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
Legacy
Nov 27, 2009
5,792
712
118
Country
The Dreamlands
Gender
Lose 1d20 sanity points.
^ Not yet, bastard's been hiding for Millennia.
< My family's been playing that game for generations.
v Will help me find him.