The Vending Machine!

[Cap'n Ninja]

You get something illegal in 17 countries.

[Inserts vending machine]

 

[BoosterGold]

You get a TIME PARADOX
[inserts My little Pony]

 

[SteakHeart]

You get a horde of fanboys!

*Inserts a smaller vending machine, with a smaller vending machine inside that one, with a smaller vending machine inside that one, and so on for 50 layers*

 

[BoosterGold]

You get

YO DAWGCEPTION

[insert Yaoi]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You get out dozens of NaruXSaku fangirls.

[inserts a monkey]

 

[Sam G]

You get bitten.

[insert obscure anime reference]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You get 5 people who get it.

[insert Ipad]

 

[pyramid head grape]

you get overpriced crap.

[inserts common sense]

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You get a point-and-click adventure game writer.

[inserts another obscure reference]

 

[pyramid head grape]

You get the cake.

[inserts dead body]

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You get some yard trimmings.

[inserts not-particularly-obscure reference]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You 20 people who laugh at it.

[insert a quarter]

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You get an incredibly rude joke.

[inserts Freud's corpse]

 

[SkyeNeko]

You get something vaguely phallic.

[inserts headphones]

 

[pyramid head grape]

you get broken headphones

[inserts disc 2]

 

[idodo35]

you get laughed at by ps3 owners

[insert fanboy]

 

[mjcabooseblu]

You get embarrassing photos on the internet.

[insert yo self]

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You get Will Smith, singing the Bel-Air song.

[inserts dancing Carlton]