The Very Best

[CharrHearted]

*puts up flameshield*

ALRIGHT, back up you useless mongrels, back the hell up! No more fire, putting it all out! Go back to your mediocre lives not because it is easy but because it is hard! That is all.

Sweet christ your fanboyish complaints are doing my head in...

JUST ENJOY THE COMIC STRIP EVEN THOUGH IT'S BACKWARDS!

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

A delightful skewering of the Pokemon series and the somewhat bizarre world it inhabits.

Also, that grumpy Charizard picture is hilarious!

 

[Demonjazz]

If you wanna apply real world logic to pokemon you're going to have a bad time..........



Seriously people, fantasy world, fantasy rules... in the Pokemon world the only animals are pokemon. In the pokemon cartoon the kids have been shown driking milk and eating meat.


DO THE MATH.

Actually in the begining of the series Proffesor Oak ate a crabby. I think it was Gary's crabby too. Ash's was to small for him to eat

 

[Chronowaster]

I think Red is getting the better side of this deal, sure Gary has moved on and gotten married, but Red getting a freaking fire breathing dragon.

 

[TimeLord]

Gary/Scrotum Oak hounds Red for fights for an entire game and I beat him down every time so the karma of him being haunted by Red for his entire life is perfectly justified.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

In Red's defense, if I had a pet fire-breathing dragon and a friend who had a pet giant turtle with water cannons on its back for me to fight, I probably wouldn't want to give up that lifestyle either

 

[ResonanceSD]

I mean how would we treat a kid who kidnapped a wolf puppy, kept it in a cramped cage, took it to a dog fighting fighting ring, then walked around BY HIMSELF.

Eh its just a game I get it but the basic premise is almost as flawed as ME3

Have you actually played..any of the games? a lot of your points are addressed. By the game. which you've played(?)


Point 1. the pokeball turns things into energy and stores them. I don't see you championing the rights of electrons stored in/generated by a battery.



Unless you do, in which case, carry on.


Point 2. It isn't really kidnap. It's a) self defence b) capture of something that oddly enough, wants to be caught and is jealous of tame pokemon.

Point 3. What, adults can't walk around by themselves either? Giving a kid 6 living weapons and telling him to be on his way isn't actually that bad of an idea, seeing as everyone is doing it.


So to sum up, all of your criticisms have been dealt with in games/anime/manga.




I recommend you actually play the game.


EDIT: And your badass wolfkid? I'd probably give him a high five, for getting an angry wolf to stay in a cage.

 

[I.Muir]

Red was kind of a bigger douche than Gary unintentionally anyway
Rubbing his Pokemon league grand championship in Garry's stupid orphan face just after Gary finally won it as a promise to his departed Pokemon
I'm sure you're raticate will devastate my team, oh wait IT'S DEAD MUHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[Irridium]

Speaking of, where did the rest of you guys get Gary "Motherfucking" Oak from?

It's a meme. Mainly referring to how ridiculous he was in the show.

Spoiler: Examples