The Video Game Name Creator

[BeepBoopBrother]

Hitler's Vegetarian Blaster - First it was the Jews. Now, not even the vegetarians are safe.

Legend of Go-Kart EX - Something like BMX Ninja, only with go-karts and just as terrible, too.

Latino Military Squadron - The most realistic and world-renown FPS of our time. Play as Lieutenant Adulfo Adega a part of the band of hermanos and save la mundo!

Excruciating Matador Farmer - Possibly the hardest and most difficult facebook game to ever be developed. Specifically designed to beat the girl out of you for playing Farmville.

In Search of Boxing GT - In a world without boxing, one man must begin his journey in his ultra-fast exotic sports car to the land of martial arts. There he must find the truely greatest form of fighting in the entire world.

Celtic Casino of the Third Reich - The most brutal casino game you've ever played. Nazis and celtic warriors all in one casino. Who will make it out alive?

Terrible Breakdancing Horror - A 360 Kinect game specifically designed to make sure you break your spine in at least 4 sections. Can you get to the top of the leaderboards?

Sexy Handgun Carnage - In a world ruled by men with high-powered assault rifles, one sexy woman must blast her way through an evil lab of mutant gunmen with only her trusty handgun and her sexy, sexy curves.

 

[Disaster Button]

Morbidly Obese Shark Massacre

YES!

 

[PrimoThePro]

The Incredible Magic of the Third Reich - Germany. World War II. You are an elite scientist working under Project Teuton. These are experiments trying to give soldiers magic power. You are to tell no one about it, and by all rights, you don't even exist. But you do exist, and you plan on using this Magic to take down Hitler!
I would SO play that game.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Fantasy Lego Punishment
Rogue Chicken in Middle-Earth
Save Yourself from the Amish from Hell

and my favorite

Peaceful Drug-Dealing Shootout

 

[Red Rum]

Sleazy Hillbilly Remix
Vampire Blood Pioneer
Transvestite Cooking Online
Retro Graveyard Adventure
Preschool Monkey Uprising
Perfect Dinosaur Squadron

Interstellar Skate Basketball
Quiet Dentist Enforcer
Unremarkable Devil Rescue
Dr. Magic Girl
Go Go Bomb Lord
Morbidly Obese Disco Trivia

Tony Hawk's Castlevania Reloaded
Sleazy Chocobo Hospital
Sim Amish Gone Wild
Deep Space Ghost in the Magic Kingdom
Night of the Acid Crime Scene Investigation
Def Jam Beat Legends

The last one sounds the most plausible.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

-Hitler's Princess All-Stars: Hitler is hosting a beauty pageant to boost morale for the Axis cause. Help the participants strengthen the will of the Axis forces to fulfill the ultimate plan for world domination!

-Blasphemous Hardware in the Magic Kingdom: Alienware computers are invading the Magic Kingdom! Drive them back with the power of your custom-built PC that only costed half as much!

-Soviet Crowbar Warrior: It's like Half-Life... but in Soviet Russia!

-Wrath of the Lawnmower Online: After the great success of the "Wrath of the Lawnmower" series, Grasscutter Games presents the most influential MMORPG yet seen! Engage in epic lawnmowing quests with your friends as you partake in a massive online world ripped straight out of the engaging Lawnmower Mythos!

-Extreme Pony Insurrection: The fact that it's actually good isn't the only thing different about the new My Little Pony cartoon. The Ponies themselves are also now actually spec-ops soldiers trained to start rebellions! Help them strengthen the resistance in Equestria and take down the tyrannical Princess Celestia!

-Disney's Drug-Dealing Warfare: Money hasn't been easy to come by for Mickey Mouse lately, so he takes to the streets to become a drug dealer. However, Goofy, the most infamous crime lord in the Magic Kingdom, and his gang begin to lose customers to Mickey Mouse and his gang. An all out street war ensues. Choose your side in this gritty RTS as you fight to take over the streets of the Magic Kingdom.

-Screaming Elevator in the Bayou: There's an elevator. It's in the Bayou. It's screaming. You can't sleep because of it. Find it and shut it up.

-Forbidden Porn 95: Uhh... yeah, I'm not sure how to market this one...

-Wandering Spatula of Mystery: Disowned by his countrymen, one young spatula must go on a quest to find his true self while pursuing the evil Dr. CanOpener! Jump over stuff in this fantastical new M-Raited 2D platformer! Perfect for the whole family!

-Surprise Tricycle Dance Mix: From the makers of Dance Dance Revolution comes Surprise Tricycle Dance Mix! Pedal your way through a psychedelic rhythm game filled with tricycles, tricycles, and more tricycles! Featuring music from Daft Punk, Justice, and David Bowie!

Spoiler: And the best for last...

Spoiler: Seriously, don't click if you don't want your mind blown from awesomeness.

Micheal Jackson's Bobsled of Fury:
... yeah, this one speaks for itself. The only way I could make this more epic was if Morgan Freeman was the ingame commentator.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Star Wars Hockey Strikes Back Ever wanted to play ice hockey with Death Stars? Now you can!
Perfect Sniper Arena Do you hate camping? If you do, don't play this game.
Legend Of The Car Zombies And you thought running zombies were bad....
Britney Spears' Paintball Extravaganza The most confusing FPS game ever made
Wild Shotgun For Kids And they say "games don't make kids violent....
Morbidly Obese Hardware from Outer Space Think of Wall-E, expect bigger.
Special Spatula Special Edition ...
Indiana Jones and the Bomberman Power When Nazis aren't enough....
Children of the Deer Hunter Punch-Out!! These kids don't need rifles to hunt...
Michael Jackson's Juggalo from Hell I got nothing....
Deep Space Llama Ransom Neither here

Okay, okay, this is too funny...Thank you OP

EDIT

The Care Bears' Werewolf Smash

Forget Episode 3, Duke Nukem Fovever, everything else...This is all you need

 

[etherlance]

The Care Bears' STD Feud

Butterscotch has awoken from a deep slumber in the wake of the Care bears annual festival with a strange burning sensation in his crotch, after gaining his Bearings he meets up with Twinkle Star, his childhood friend who appears to suffer the same sensation, the two decide to join forces in this epic tale as the two bears hunt down those who afflicted them with the STD's that give them their strange new powers.


You will laugh, cry and probably vomit uncontrollably in this Bears tale of love, hate, revenge and proper use of contraceptive protection.

The Care Bears' STD Feud................Things are about to get ITCHY!!!

 

[subject_87]

Guitar Dance Conspiracy
Telekinetic Dating II
Amish Florist Feud
Drunken Yoga Gladiator
Corporate Bedtime of the Third Reich

Needless to say, I would buy any of these in a heartbeat.

 

[Eolon]

Intelligent Flatulence vs. Street Fighter
The Last STD Explosion
Viking WWII Showdown
My Very Own Hovercraft Project
Deadly Fencing in My Pocket
Intense Sushi Babies
Cyborg Katana at the Olympics
Tactical Surf in the Outback
Bouncin' UFO Slam
Ultraviolent BMX Dance Party
Barbie's Lawnmower Adventure
Madden Go-Kart Knights
Pathetic UFO Ultra
Ultimate Plumber Fight Club
Mega Viking in Toyland
Micro Donkey Country
3D Bomberman Scandal
Queen of the Hippo Annihilation
Savage Tank Gaiden

Please get me descriptions, I can't think from all the laughter.

 

[DEAD34345]

Leisure Suit Hippo Posse: Just plain wrong...
Rocket-Powered Transvestite Trilogy... ?
God of Motocross Dystopia
Sid Meier's Hair Salon Fortress
Medieval Hardware - The Dark Project: Windows Vista

 

[InnerRebellion]

Political Prison Safari. You get to murder politicians... in a safari.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

hidden katana of the third reich- er, cool.

tropical squirrel form mars- creepy

underground man-love patrol- oh god

star trek: volleyball ransom- fun-ee

ultra violent tank massacare-er epic win?

 

[DOOM GUY]

NBA Chainsaw Bandits - The best basketball game of all time.
Everybody Loves the Mushroom Fantasy - A game about what really happens when Mario gets a mushroom.
Brain-Damaged Fun Noodle School - Uh... it's a game about brain-damaged kids in a fun school were they make noodles.
Luigi's Gnome Corps - Tired of not getting the recognition he rightfully deserves, Luigi decided to put together a team of elite gnomes to not only fight Bowser, but also the Mushroom Kingdom.
Ninja Spork Freak - A freakish ninja who uses an epic spork of power to defeat his enemies.
Dynamite Lowrider from Outer Space - Just awsomeness, that's all I have to say.
Death-Defying Chipmunk Playhouse - Only the strongest will survive, last boss's are demon versions of Alvan and his brothers.
Perverted Ninja Paratroopers - Exactly what the name says.
Mary Kate and Ashley's Banana Rampage - Uh... I am not touching this one, decide for yourself.
Jackie Chan's Burger on the High Seas - Jackie Chan is a sailor for some reason, and all he wants is to eat a nice, juicy cheeseburger.
War of the Cardboard Freak - The Cardboard Freak ®, Goes on a war to quench his infernal rage.
Real Sniper Battle - As realistic as it get's, spend hours trying to find one guy.
Donkey Kong's Bow Hunter Mayhem - Join Donkey and Diddy as they hunt dangerous animals with nothing but a crossbow.
Kirby's Axe Underworld - Armed with only an axe, Kirby travels through the underworld in 18 exciting levels to defeat Hades.
Almighty Driving Planet - An entire planet were there is nothing to do... but drive.
Happy Hobo CD - Join the Happy Hobo on his quest for some alcohol.
MTV's Bong X - The best bong simulator ever released.
Tom Clancy's Hockey Mansion - Sam Fisher and Ghost Squad get a call to investigate possible terrorist activity in the Hockey Mansion.
Tom Clancy's NASCAR Jihad - The sequel to the previous game, now they have to stop the Jihad NASCAR driver.

I would play them all, except the Mary Kate and Ashley one, that's just wrong.

 

[katsumoto03]

Mega Man's Bobsled Wranglers Mega Man is back in a new adventure. The Winter Olympics are here and Dr. Wiley has created eight robot masters and is using them to cheat! O:

Bloody Sex XXX I seriously got this. I kid you not. The new interactive hentai vampire sex adventure! Seduce underage girls and turn them into vampires... Something something... Hicky joke!

The Infernal Trailer Park legend Billy Bob's wife Betsy has been taken by the evil Ted! Use broken beer bottles and racial slurs to take him down!

Perverted Moon Romance From the creators of Bloody Sex XXX comes: Perverted Moon Romace. This is an epic tale of one girl who gets lost on the moon... Luckily Big Ted comes along and gives her company. Their relationship grows and... Oh god, please let me stop!!

Everybody Loves the Matador Armada! Pablo is an old Matador who was famous back in the day. When Raul, the new matador on the block, comes to steal his title, can Pablo prove that you can teach an old dog new tricks, or rather, an old bull?

Jamaican Car Freak Yeah... This game's pretty much just racism.

Fantastic Chicken Posse Based on the hit reality show. Play as Jim, Larry or Steve as you fight through Colonel Sanders' army of overworked sixteen-year-olds.

Chillin' Turtle Fight Club Slow and steady wins the race... And also beats the shit out of everyone!!!!!




So yeah, this is what I did today.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Ebony Chicken Dudes: Banned due to extreme racism.

Mickey's Transvestite Creator:Mickey and Donald decide to have some fun and dress as Minnie and Daisy. Help them pick out clothing!(I cannot believe I just typed that... I feel dirty)

Australian Metal: Hot Pursuit:Wait- this is just a Mad Max game without Mad Max! Wtf...

Spectatcular Porn Scam:No comment.

Raging Pony XXX:(barfs)

Occult Soccer/Football:You are a wizard hired by various Soccer/Football teams to jinx their rivals in various ways. Trigger the jinxes and hexes at the right time to make your your team wins the game! And if they don't pay up, then you can curse them!

 

[Summerstorm]

Man i LOVE this. Seems even better than "they fight crime"

The Six Million Dollar Batman Legend - HOLY SHIT...
Blazing Godzilla Horde - ONE Godzilla is awesome... here we have a HORDE of them, do the math
Deranged Speed Conundrum - Sir... it seems we are having a conundrum here... ALSO WE ARE FUCKING FAST

Intellectual Crowbar Massacre - Basicly we just copied Half-Life 2
Ho-Hum Manlove Disaster - This... i won't play
M.C. Escher's Spelling Zombies - This game WILL confuse you.

Violent Jazz Carnage - Never will a game be THIS COOL
In the Realm of the Crowbar: Third strike - Basically we made Episode 3 before Valve did.
Exquisite Lawnmower Anarchy - Exquisite indeed

Forbidden STD Ultra - Oh...MY...GOD
A Boy and His Handgun Dynasty - Ok... this game is so american.
Mysterious Shotgun Summoner - Let me just summon my shotgun here.
Cthulhu's Booty Advance - Ok... we combine Lovecraft with... umm... something Japanese

Ok.. this is fun... and yeah. I would play a LOT of those. (If they can supply what the title promises *g*)

 

[Cheesus333]

Hitler's Hamster Beatdown: The Nazi Vermin Gestapo is rising up again, and it falls upon one Polish commando armed only with a comically-oversized boxing glove the size of his vendetta to administer a beatdown.

Canadian Spelunking Lord: Explore the beautiful mines of Canada in this fully-3D remake of the NES original title, Canadian Spelunking. Now with all-new players, such as the Mine Fairy, the Pickaxe Goblin and the great Spelunking Lord himself!

Corporate Sword Hero: Duel mighty foes from the nether planes! Venture into hitherto unknown caverns and dungeons! Schedule meetings with the heads of your rival businesses! All this and more in the world's first management sim/adventure RPG crossover[footnote]The owners of Elven City: Deluxe have agreed that their game is technically not an adventure RPG[/footnote], only on PC!

 

[Alssadar]

-Exciting Yoga Uncensored: Using the Kinect?
-Luigi's Hovercraft Destruction: Destroy the mushroom kingdom with a hovercraft
-German Disco Squadron: DDR Disco edition?
-Invisible Shadow Planet: It looks like you're a floating shadow in mid-air, because you are.
-Mechanized Octopus Wasteland: Robo-Mecha octopuses?

 

[Nothing Tra La La]

My First Theme Park Revenge
This educational game for the Nintendo DS allows children to get sweet sweet revenge on Adam, the theme park worker who denied entry to their favorite ride because of height. In this thrilling game, kids can explore multiple forms of torture and receive critique on their techniques. Fun for the whole family!

All-Night Frisbee 95
Put on your sweatbands and tube socks, 'cause we're gonna throw frisbee like it's 1995! In this outrageous game by SEGA, you can experience all the fun of frisbee with the nostalgic sounds of Abba blasting in the background. Tubular!

Paranoid Kitchen Special Edition
You thought that your time in the kitchen was over.
You were wrong.
In Paranoid Kitchen: Special Edition, you're forced back into Mama's hellish kitchen and forced to endure dish after dish of satanic torture. Fight your way through demonic desserts and horrible hors d'ourves to defeat the evil Mama! But be careful; the condiments are out to get you.


oh god this is too much fun.