Soviet Horse Racing Domination - "In Soviet Russia, horse rides YOU!" In a world where communist horses ride jockeys in marathons to determine world domination, can you make your way from hapless pony to raging Stallion without ending up in the glue factory!?
African Crowbar Fighter - Forget Gordon Freeman, it's time to see how a crowbar is REALLY used in this racially insensitive beat-em-up. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate African Crowbar Fighter Champion!?
Space Surf of the Third Reich - Hang ten guys! It's time for the ultimate in space sports!! Play as the likes of Gravity Goebbels and Hyperion Hitler as they try to beat the Allies in the annual Space Surf Championships! If the Third Reich can win this, WWII is all but theirs!
Dirty Stick Hero - playing instruments is out of fashion, what you want now is the latest in videogame anal masterbation aids! Follow the on screen prompts to shove the stick peripheralup your gaping hole in increasingly mor complex patterns. Dare you take on the final 'Anal Ecstacy' challenge? (Warning: not suitable for children under the age of 18, and players may suffer rectal bleeding)
Trendy College Spree - Fully endorsed by the likes of Abercrombie and Fitch, Jack Wills and Fred Perry, this 3rd-person action/adventure takes you into the world of Reginald "Reg" Blomhaus as he attempts to skip lectures and avoid coursework in order to become the trendiest student at his college. Buy the latest gear at all your favourite highstreet shops, bully the students who actually want to learn and act like a total dick to get the girls, and the popularity that you so truly deserve.
I spent far too long on that...but fuck it was funny and I actually feel good fro putting a little bit of creativity into it. I may just pass this onto a few friends...
EDIT: one more that I have to share
Royal Nazi Massacre: On a visit to Africa, Prince Philip finally flips and decides to pick up his hunting rifle and "get things done, once and for all". Run jump and shoot your way through 15 African countries, customising your weapons and traps as you get deeper into the heart of Africa. Pre-order now to unlock the devastating Corgi-cannon for all genocide needs.